IT'S THAT TIME.

[burntviolet]

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[occulthymns]

What?? You're making even less sense! What the fuck are you supposed to be?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You really don't know.

[He arches his eyebrows in disbelief, but rolls with it.]

I'm a mutant. Homo Superior. The only real threat to humankind's place as number one on the planet.

... don't you watch the news?

[occulthymns]

[Oh god there is just a blank, utterly baffled look on her face. She understood none of that.]

H... huh?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You were raised in a cave. Got it.

[He turns his back, taking a few steps away before turning to say one more thing.]

You can have your precious park back. I'll go be suspicious somewhere else.

[occulthymns]

H - hey...!

[She's scooting around so she's in front of him again.]

Don't insult me! Apologize! And explain what the fuck you're talking about!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

One, I'm not apologizing for anything.

Two, I did explain. If you're really so out of touch with the world that you don't get it, that's not my problem.

Three, I could step right over you if I wanted to, so trying to block me from leaving isn't really gonna work.

[Okay, so the last one's a bit boastful for a guy who's fully grown at 5'7. She's just put him in an even worse mood than before.]

[occulthymns]

[She glares and takes a step forward, shifting the groceries in her arms. She can totally handle this probably.]

Then explain your explanation, because it was horrible and didn't make any sense. Those Superior-whatevers don't exist in my world.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Your - world? [His brow furrows.] What are you saying?

[occulthymns]

My world. My home? It isn't the same as yours, obviously.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

So, what - you're an alien? We've got some kind of interplanetary bullshit going on here too?

[occulthymns]

Do I look like a termite to you??

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Okay, you lost me.

[occulthymns]

Termite! You know - alien.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

So. In this other "world" of yours. Bugs showed up in spaceships?

[occulthymns]

What's a 'spaceship'...?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Okay, so apparently bug aliens don't use UFOs. I'm learning so much today.

[He can't help it, it's getting harder and harder not to laugh. This girl must be certifiable or something.]

[occulthymns]

H - hey! [It's so obvious he's being an ass.] We don't have this shit back home, okay?? What's a UFO??

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Something that conspiracy theorists and crazy people - if there's a difference - believe in. Now it's your turn. What do you mean by "your world", and don't just repeat it back to me, because as far as I know there's one world and it doesn't involve Martian termites.

[occulthymns]

Ugh, Minoa! I doubt you've ever heard of it, though. The regions are Fuggum, Dome, Turia, Evre and Micah.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Not on any globe I've ever seen. You're not fucking with me here? This is a real place somewhere?

[occulthymns]

Yes, I'm positive! It's real and we don't have UFOs or spaceships or termite-aliens or trolls or any of that crap!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Trolls now, too?

[This is officially the dumbest, craziest conversation he's ever had.]

Well, mixing sci-fi and fantasy is a hard sell, but good luck on your manuscript. I'm going to talk to someone sane.

[occulthymns]

[Brb entering shrieky harpy mode.]

What are you even talking about?!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You're asking me this? You, who's from another world that's apparently not a different planet and going on about how insects are? Someone is talking some crazy crap here, but it's not me.

[occulthymns]

But that's what aliens are! Termites! And trolls!