IT'S THAT TIME.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

You're offering me lunch?

[occulthymns]

Not if you're going to keep making that stupid face.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Okay, he's prickly, but 'stupid face' is just too ridiculous an insult to take seriously. He's still laughing.]

I've been either laughing or yelling in your face since you started talking to me. Why would you offer me lunch?

[occulthymns]

I'm a nice person, now stop making me think I should take the offer back!

[Also it's really lonely in the mushroom by herself :c]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Alright, alright.

[After a moment's thought, he turns and starts walking back toward her. He can't help but act like this is a really big effort on his part, accepting her offer of kindness - mostly because he doesn't know how else to react, not being all that used to them.]

Where do you live, anyway? It sounds like you're not in Baldr, and the house is in the opposite direction anyway.

[occulthymns]

[Once he's close enough she's shoving one bag of groceries into his hands. Then she's turning and heading for home.]

Here, actually.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

In the park? [His eyebrows shoot up.] Why would you do that when they give you somewhere to live? Didn't like your housemates or something?

[occulthymns]

[Tightly:]

I felt like moving out. That's all.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

There's gotta be a better place to live, though. Park benches don't make the best beds in the world.

[occulthymns]

[She glances back to give him an "are you kidding me?" Look.]

I don't live on a bench, you weirdo.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

What, Minoa doesn't have homeless people? It's not that weird to sleep on a park bench.

[He's done it several times, in fact.]

Alright, I'll guess again. Tent?

[occulthymns]

Mushroom.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... I won't just believe anything, y'know.

[occulthymns]

I'm not lying.

[In fact, it'll be visible through the trees pretty quick.]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[... and he stops walking, just staring open-mouthed.]

[occulthymns]

[She'll walk right on up to the stoop, then glance back at him curiously.]

Well? Are you coming?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

What. the fuck.

[occulthymns]

... Most people live in human houses here, but this is normal for Witches.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

It's a - how did you even - what the fuck?!

[occulthymns]

....

Bring the groceries in when you're done gawking. [Aaand she'll head inside, leaving him out there.]

1/2

[ex_outofcontrol435]

I - hey! [He grabs the bags without even thinking and storms through the door, scowling at her.] It's a giant mushroom, okay? I think I'm allowed to be a little -

2/2

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[- and now he's in the house, and he just keeps turning around in circles, staring at everything in disbelief. She's seriously made a house out of a goddamn mushroom.]

[occulthymns]

[The inside is nice and cozy and looks very old-fashioned, complete with murals made by Rapunzel.

Dog will be circling around Euri when Pyro comes in, but he'll stop and trot over to sniff him because new person.

Euri is setting her groceries down on the kitchen counter meanwhile and will start putting them away.]

... It isn't that weird.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

How did you even do this? And isn't it gonna, y'know, rot after awhile?

[Whoa, big dog. He takes a step back and holds out his arms defensively, then relaxes when the dog just sniffs him and gets a positively catlike I meant to do that look on his face about his frightened reaction.]

[occulthymns]

[Dog just follows him, wagging his tail a little and sniffing. Clearly he wants treats!

Euri just raises an eyebrow.]

It's still alive. It won't rot.