IT'S THAT TIME.

[burntviolet]

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Comments

[occulthymns]

Termite! You know - alien.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

So. In this other "world" of yours. Bugs showed up in spaceships?

[occulthymns]

What's a 'spaceship'...?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Okay, so apparently bug aliens don't use UFOs. I'm learning so much today.

[He can't help it, it's getting harder and harder not to laugh. This girl must be certifiable or something.]

[occulthymns]

H - hey! [It's so obvious he's being an ass.] We don't have this shit back home, okay?? What's a UFO??

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Something that conspiracy theorists and crazy people - if there's a difference - believe in. Now it's your turn. What do you mean by "your world", and don't just repeat it back to me, because as far as I know there's one world and it doesn't involve Martian termites.

[occulthymns]

Ugh, Minoa! I doubt you've ever heard of it, though. The regions are Fuggum, Dome, Turia, Evre and Micah.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Not on any globe I've ever seen. You're not fucking with me here? This is a real place somewhere?

[occulthymns]

Yes, I'm positive! It's real and we don't have UFOs or spaceships or termite-aliens or trolls or any of that crap!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Trolls now, too?

[This is officially the dumbest, craziest conversation he's ever had.]

Well, mixing sci-fi and fantasy is a hard sell, but good luck on your manuscript. I'm going to talk to someone sane.

[occulthymns]

[Brb entering shrieky harpy mode.]

What are you even talking about?!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You're asking me this? You, who's from another world that's apparently not a different planet and going on about how insects are? Someone is talking some crazy crap here, but it's not me.

[occulthymns]

But that's what aliens are! Termites! And trolls!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Yeah, I got that. Area 51 is full of bugs and fairy tale creatures. Consider me schooled.

So if Minoa isn't on another planet, where is it? And if you're not an alien, what are you?

[occulthymns]

Minoa's the world, Ediacara is the continent. And I'm a Witch, asshole.

1/3

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Just.]

2/3

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Give him a minute.]

3/3

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Okay, no, he's gone.]

[occulthymns]

[Best first impression.]

H - hey...!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You're a witch. That's really what you're going with.

[occulthymns]

[This is Euri being a mature lady and stomping her foot.]

It's what I am, you jerk!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Where's your broomstick?

[occulthymns]

I don't have one here! That's so stupid, it wouldn't even fly in this shithole!

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Oh god... [He doubles over, choking with laughter. Maybe he's the one going insane. Maybe all of this shit is just a private bit of psychosis mind theatre from the Xavier mutant death ray. This girl cannot be real.]

[occulthymns]

[Euri lets out a thoroughly annoyed growl before attempting a kick at his shin. Because she's mature like that.]