texts from last night;;

[truesight]

texts from last night!
( ...in Asgard!! )

rules
- post your character to the meme with an IC embarrassing/hilarious/drunk text, in the style of textsfromlastnight.com.
-- post more than one text in your starter if you want to be rad and give people options. or just want to. yeas.
- reply to people.
- drunk ( or not maybe your character is just having a weird night, whatever man, you be you. ) texting conversations ensue
- idk man it's a meme, you guys got this.
- you got this.

Comments

lmao I'm dying

[2cool4guardian]

there's nothing gross about centaur children
(that's discrimination by the way)
the fact you had to go full teenager and think of the process is entirely on you
i was going to offer to take him out through the window with my telekinesis
but since you don't want me in your little adventure now...

[truesight]

if you run here i'm pretty sure you'll still get here before he makes it down the stairs
he's kind of panicking on the second step down but pretending not to be
is it mean that i'm standing at the top of the stairs texting instead of helping?
i bet i'd be terrible help anyway

[2cool4guardian]

no that's ok
i understand now
you two need privacy
i can respect that

talk to him
take his mind off the task
you can ask him that "how would" question you had

[truesight]

there are people who are gross and then there is you jack frost

[2cool4guardian]

i've spent 300 years being invisible
here is some philosophy for you:
there isn't anything grossest than people
(like you just proved by filling the blanks by your own)

[truesight]

you were invisible?
jaaaaaack

[2cool4guardian]

how is the centaur doing anyway
conquered the stairs yet?

1/2

[truesight]

jaaaaaaaack

help i love them so much

[truesight]

he's almost halfway down but like
only his front legs
so nnnno

good to know I'm not the only one ♥ (sorry Rach he's avoiding your question)

[2cool4guardian]

maybe you could try drawing a slide for him
the poor guy needs some fun in his life
especially after you tried to marry him

[truesight]

i didn't!
but i don't think i like the implication that marrying me wouldn't be fun

[2cool4guardian]

you totally did
and that wasn't my implication at all
just a comment on surprise brides
geez
i wouldn't like hanging out with you if you weren't fun

[truesight]

yeah but wouldja marry me jack frost
wouldja

[2cool4guardian]

i don't do dating
or marriage
or anything of the sort
sorry

is you boyfriend treating you well
because first the centaur now me
or is this some kind of demigod rule
did greeks have harems?

[truesight]

oh! you heartbreaker.
can't even just text message marry me i see how it is

and yes you caught me
i mean i don't know for sure if greeks had harems but
i just want one is that really so much to ask for :c
( stiles treats me like a princess by the way )
(( he will be the king of my harem ))

[2cool4guardian]

what can i say
the idea of responsibilities terrifies me

no actually
it can't be that hard
we have lots of people from ancient times when those were probably the rule
get out there and show off those red locks
(so that makes you princess rachel?
we should get you a pony
or just ride the centaur)

[truesight]

ah fair enough

i would feel really bad doing that actually maybe stiles and i should make it a team effort
like hold auditions or something
( YES i am princess rachel how do you do
i can't ride the centaur that's disrespectful
or at least i think it is
i would ask him but i'm pretty sure he's stuck on the stairs at this point
might just upset him )

[2cool4guardian]

i didn't know royalty held auditions
i thought it was more like a follow their wishes kind of thing
(you just don't wanna go there to help him
some ruler you are
not caring about your subjects)
by the way
i call dibs to be the royal jester