texts from last night;;

[truesight]

texts from last night!
( ...in Asgard!! )

rules
- post your character to the meme with an IC embarrassing/hilarious/drunk text, in the style of textsfromlastnight.com.
-- post more than one text in your starter if you want to be rad and give people options. or just want to. yeas.
- reply to people.
- drunk ( or not maybe your character is just having a weird night, whatever man, you be you. ) texting conversations ensue
- idk man it's a meme, you guys got this.
- you got this.

Comments

rachel elizabeth dare ✒ pjo

[truesight]

1: how in hades was i supposed to know that my power extended to 'that one time you drew a romance novel style centaur'. like seriously who okayed that? and what am i going to do with this sexy centaur?

2: can you get drunk from eating to much pie? because i think i'm pie drunk. but it also might have been the seven shots of vodka. either one.

[2cool4guardian]

...you drew a romance novel style centaur?

Sebastian Moran | The Hound of the D'Urbervilles

[tigers]

OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING

wichita ☢ zombieland

[cons]

1: If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet

2: that's the beauty of it. i could sing the entirety of journey's "best of" album, say i wrote all of the songs, and about 80% of the people here wouldn't know any better. that cash prize is MINE.

Robb Stark | A Song of Ice and Fire

[needsnoheadsman]

You fed me pizza off a sword last night.

[...or just send him a text.]

[truesight]

it wasn't going to be but i started drawing a guy and then i forgot how to draw legs so i made him a centaur

... what

Rory Williams | Doctor Who

[timesnewroman]

1. We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence".

2. Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".

[2cool4guardian]

you drew a romance novel style centaur
and you called him sexy
you tell me

does you boyfriend know about this
and can i be there when you tell him

[sorryitasedyou]

1 - If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.

2 - I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that

Elphaba Thropp | Wicked

[unnaturallygreen]

Re: Sebastian Moran | The Hound of the D'Urbervilles

[sorryitasedyou]

Have you been listening to Katy Perry again?

Jorah Mormont | A Song of Ice and Fire

[dishonouring]

1. I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

2. I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the bouncer I punched.

1

[sorryitasedyou]

but what if it's really good tequila?

[tigers]

KATY WHO

I WAS A TIGER BEFORE KATY ANYONE I WAS THE FIRST TIGER

[truesight]

well he is sexy i mean come on have you ever met a centaur that wasn't pretty sexy
we have a group of centaurs back home that call themselves the 'party ponies' and
nevermind

no he doesn't
nobody does just you
jack you have to help me like really
where can i set him free

[2cool4guardian]

the party ponies
i would find that funny
but coming from a teen i probably don't wanna know

spoilsport
"set him free"?
what is he a pet?
do you always consider your pets sexy rachel?

don't hate me it had to be done

[tigers]

Rather handy device, this. How long does it take you to type these messages out these days, old chap?

[sorryitasedyou]

Yup... sure you were. I bet Katy Perry's got nothing on you.

[tigers]

SORRY NAME FOR A HELLBEAST.

BAHER MORON
BASEHR MAROON
BASHER MORAN. THERE'S THE NAME OF A PROPER VICIOUS BEASTIE.

Bucky Barnes | MCU

[snowstormed]

i. Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of in the bushes.

ii. It just smells like spaghetti and despair.

iii. choose your own adventure.

DAMN YOU

[needsnoheadsman]

[It's at least ten minutes before Moran gets his answer. The fact that he's doing it with only one hand is half the reason--the other half is because he nearly ends up throwing his bracelet at the wall in sheer frustration.]

Long enough.

You spoke to my brother, didn't you?

[uncledaddy]

tigers are lame

Dr. Whale ; Once Upon a Time

[ex_galvanist88]

1: Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.

2: Tonight we're going to make Asshole God regret that he picked me in the first place.

typos are all mine. you're welcome.

[tigers]

WAHTD IDD YOU SAY TO ME YOUR IGHT PORPER SHIT?????

[uncledaddy]

i was trying to improve on the guest right/murder thing efficiency