IT'S THAT TIME.

[burntviolet]

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[beenenough]

[ I like your sense of fashion, Nick! :D Even if Gert... doesn't... ]

Then I doubt whether you'd be able to pass your own test.

Yeah, I'm new. [ She glances down at the map clenched in her hand before looking back at him with an unspoken remark of, "Isn't it obvious?" ]

[fluturi]

Oh, trust me, I'm being light on you. And if you're new, you certainly won't need that.

[Don't mind him if he just goes over, takes that map, crumples it, and throws it over his shoulder. JERK TO THE MAX.]

Maps won't give you answers. They just give you directions, and sorry to tell you, there's no way out or home.

[beenenough]

[ One eyebrow raises in annoyance. CLEARLY, THEY ARE THE BEST AT FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

She scoffs. ]

Save the welcoming speech. I've already heard it.

[fluturi]

[THEY ARE CLEARLY THE BEST AT FIRST IMPRESSIONS.]

Oh, I'm not giving you the welcoming speech. Trust me, I'm no cheery little greeter.

Instead, you ask me questions, and I give you nothing but the honest truth. That speech you heard? Definitely didn't give the whole story.

[beenenough]

[ Interesting. But can she trust him? Does she even need to? She's been researching the network. How helpful can he truly be? ]

And why do you want to help me? Your small heart suddenly grow three sizes?

[ ...I don't think he'll understand that reference, Gert... ]

[fluturi]

[Nope, he won't. They don't have Dr. Seuss books in the version of Earth where he comes from. He merely shrugs.]

Hey, I'm bored. Watching your reactions to what is really going on around here is plenty of entertainment for me,

[beenenough]

[ She rolls her eyes. Well, it couldn't hurt, right? ]

Then, enlighten me, Oh Wise One.

[fluturi]

[He shakes a finger, obviously really enjoying himself.]

Nuh-uh-uh, I'm not making it that easy for you. Ask me questions, find out that way.

[beenenough]

[ Aren't you supposed to be the adult here, Nick? ]

How long have you been here?

[fluturi]

[apparently he didn't get the memo]

A couple months, give or take.

[beenenough]

And what have you seen since then?

[ General, vague questions count, right? ]

[fluturi]

[Deadpan:]

An entire war. We had people die and a god explode. It was all very exciting, trust me.

Be thankful you weren't around for it.