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ASGARD GENESIS - TEST DRIVE #1

the test drive meme.

❧ let's do this.

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❧ optional scenario.
As you enter Asgard proper, many of the natives have gathered into curious crowds to greet these mysterious children of the World Tree. Some of them carry baskets of flowers and nervously offer one to any Wanderers that come near. They are vibrant and colorful, picked from the wilds surrounding Asgard, and they might have an odd effect on your character if they sniff the flowers directly.

Purple flowers will make your character very giggly and easily amused by everything they see and hear.
Orange flowers will make your character feel very warm all over, like the sun is beating down on them directly.
Blue flowers will make your character somewhat short and impatient with anything that seems like even a minor inconvenience to them.

Effects of the flowers can wear off anywhere between a few minutes to an hour. And for those new to Asgard, this scenario aligns with some of the general curses we might have in the game!

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I...am pretty sure I'm not playing? But maybe. The one I'm most worried about finding is AJ. The others...well, there's a few. Louis, Violet, Tenn, James, Mitch, Willy, Ruby, Omar and Aasim, were the ones we met at the school and all.

[The ones she had been with more recently at least. In comparison to Javi and the others. So she figures to ask about them first. Even if she isn't sure if any of them are around too.]

You're not. Hah, trust me. We'd all know if we were there.

Ah, so AJ's ... [No, those were pretty much human names. "AJ's your moirail" probably didn't apply, did it?] So, basically they're the one you're supposed to protect first, right?

He is. The others are all older than him, even Tenn. That's why AJ is the one I'm most worried about right now.

[That and AJ's potential terrified lashing out in this kind of situation. Clementine would rather nobody gets hurt, assuming AJ is around here somewhere and she just hasn't found him yet.]

[She nodded in understanding. There was always the urge to try and screw with someone more, but this felt like the sort of moirail-ish moment you didn't fuck with. Besides, she didn't want this guy dying and going all "night of the living dead trolls" on their asses.]

Not going to be too much use identifying, but I'll help out how I can. You asked the head honchos here yet? They're not the brightest, if you ask me, but I would think they'd know who showed up.

That is assuming one of them saw him. Or they have a list or something, I don't know. But I have to try.

[Because so far there wasn't any luck with wandering around like this. Clementine can't help but to worry, to want to confirm if he is here or not.]

Well, you wouldn't be doing your thing if you weren't trying and I've got nothing else to do, so I'd say we have a pretty good combo going right there.

[Terezi wasn't entirely sure if it was better to hope this kid wasn't here or that he was. Time shenanigans weren't necessarily obvious just yet, so the idea of getting stuck and not taking care of someone in danger... that would irritate anyone, she imagined. That she was past the point of caring about everyone back home was more her thing.]

I'm glad for the help. Even if we don't find him, if he isn't here.

[That Terezi had tried looking, that showed they cared. That they worried for AJ even if they hadn't met him themselves. That meant a lot. Of course, perhaps it isn't surprising that others might want to help look for a missing kid, especially at AJ's age, but she isn't always used to people helping and meaning it. Without some kind of ulterior motive, if they did help at all, given the situation back home and all.]

[It could be risky to assume Terezi was always this helpful, but still. She didn't see any reason not to help, and it wasn't the sort of thing she usually would tease about. And, honestly? Health hazards...]

It'll tell us for sure. Should probably get you checked out too. You know, just in case.

Me? Why? Oh....because of the outbreak. I'm not sure. Whether they have some way to stop it.

[But if there was a chance? Wouldn't that be worth it? To get that worry off of her chest? She'd rather be the first one to figure it, rather than AJ, at least. In case something went wrong about it somehow.]

Who knows if it's even catchy for trolls? Never got a human cold after all. Don't know what they've got here for patching people up just yet. Not really my department. I'm more of the taking them apart type.

Taking them apart? Like a surgeon?

[A doctor? Someone like that, she hasn't met any of those in years. But yet they still had to learn at least some basics to be able to survive the outbreak and aftermath since.]

[She turned to Clementine and smiled with all those sharp, pointy teeth visible. Was that the smile of a doctor?

...

Outside of some horror movies.]

Heh, nope. Nice try, but I meant taking them apart because they had it coming.

Because.....what?

[For revenge? Because they could? Clementine isn't sure she agrees with that. When she has had to do so herself, it has usually been because she had to out of self defense, or protecting someone else. Killing just because 'they had it coming' sounds like something Carver might do.]

Depends on who we're talking about. Last one I was taking apart was a murder happy clown I was trying to put out of everyone's collective misery.

[Yeah, well, Clementine's fears weren't entirely inaccurate. Not all those kills were even half as justified as her attempt on Gamzee.]

But I'm much more a fighter than I am a healer's the point.

I....I get that. Sometimes things happen and you have to defend yourself. Protect others. I've well past lost count how many walkers I've had to deal with.

[And all the people that had died. Protecting her, either directly and purposely or indirectly because of being involved with Clementine somehow. Javi and the others got the best deal really.]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't doing it because he pissed me off in ways you can only imagine, but it definitely was a favor to everyone else.

But that's enough about Clowns. Screw 'em. If I never see another clown in my life it'll be too soon

I'm not sure if they have clowns here. So you might be in luck.

[The closest thing might be the performers for plays or something? She isn't sure yet here if they have clowns, like the ones that do parties and games and tricks and stuff at least.]

Let's hope so. Clowns are awful things, if you ask me. Always honking and making everyone's lives difficult. No such thing as a good clown.

[Not even dead ones. They just reappeared in dream bubbles and honked there.]

I...haven't seen any clowns around in years now. Not since birthday parties were celebrated, before the outbreak, I mean.

[Assuming they mean literal clowns with their unicycles, juggling, face paint and large shoes and nose and all.]

Lucky for you. Lucky lucky. Now we just have to keep it that way. And, if you hear random honks? Just be ready.

Only one I know's a murderous nutjob.

A....murderous nutjob clown? You know the idea is that they are silly and make kids laugh, right?

[Or, that's how she remembers it, at least. When she saw them. Before the outbreak and everything changed, anyway. But maybe they were different for Terezi?]

[Blink. Blink Blink. No, wait, John had said something about that at some point, hadn't he? She was sure of it. She almost laughed, but that shit was no laughing matter.]

Not troll clowns. It's a whole religion, and that nublicker was completely insane.

A...religion? I have no idea what a nublicker is.

[It sounds weird? Clem is Unsure.....]

Eh, you really don't need to know. It's just something insulting you call a troll. [She considered and shrugged.] Like Ass kisser? That kinda thing.

And yeah, juggalos are a whole religion for the highbloods. It's really creepy and weird. Don't ever bring up miracles. I've had my fill of "miracles." [complete with airquotes.]

Okay......? Miracles? Like, the whole turning water into wine or healing people that were said to be incurable or that sort of thing?

[Which is usually just. Science? Developing to do more over time. At least as far as Clementine knows. Not that she got far with her education and all, considering everything back home, but still.]

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