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❧ optional scenario.As you enter Asgard proper, many of the natives have gathered into curious crowds to greet these mysterious children of the World Tree. Some of them carry baskets of flowers and nervously offer one to any Wanderers that come near. They are vibrant and colorful, picked from the wilds surrounding Asgard, and they might have an odd effect on your character if they sniff the flowers directly.
Purple flowers will make your character very giggly and easily amused by everything they see and hear.
Orange flowers will make your character feel very warm all over, like the sun is beating down on them directly.
Blue flowers will make your character somewhat short and impatient with anything that seems like even a minor inconvenience to them.
Effects of the flowers can wear off anywhere between a few minutes to an hour. And for those new to Asgard, this scenario aligns with some of the general curses we might have in the game!
Jon Snow | Game of Thrones | Heimdall
They call him a wanderer.
Time was, it would have been laughable: Jon had meant to live out his days at the Wall, defending it, seeing only the coldest corner of the world. No wandering save what the Night’s Watch asked of him. Of late, though, out of necessity, he has been down and up and down and up the coast again, to Dragonstone and Eastwatch and the capital.
He hasn’t seen many cities; his day in King’s Landing was more than enough to suit him. Still, he’s almost certain they don’t usually look like this. Some things look familiar, but much of this is alien. And he may seem alien to some, too, in his heavy fur-collared cloak, his leather brigandine, his steel gorget. He has dark hair pulled back in a knot, scars over both of his eyes, and a low voice with a strong Northern accent.
a. In Heimdall’s district, he visits the armory of the barracks, takes off his cloak and his own sword belt, picks up an Asgard-made sword, and takes it out to a training yard it to test its weight and balance. His moves are fast, and more efficient than flashy, but at one point he spins the blade so deftly that it’s hard to see where the motion begins and ends. Soon after, he looks over at anyone watching, and asks, ”Are you trained to the sword?”
If you’re not, and you want to be, he might be the man.
b. There are stables in Honir’s district, so he visits them in the hope of finding some sort of mount — maybe not today, but one day. Stables, at least, are familiar, when so much else here is new.
Or so he thinks, until he sees the horses.
”Seven hells.” His mouth turns down. ”That’s enough legs for two horses. Do they look like that where you come from?”
c. He’s been told there’s a place for food, something like an inn or a tavern, in Njord’s district, but he can’t find it, and it wouldn’t be hard to see that he’s lost. He approaches a passer-by with a polite frown, but no hesitation. “I hate to trouble you. I’ve heard there might be a seller of ale hereabouts, but...” His little shrug is apologetic. “Can’t find it. Do you know the way?”
It’s not far.
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d. Jon doesn’t know what a museum is. A place to look at things, to learn about them? It seems to be, and what few people are around seem to be doing just that — quietly.
Purple: He’s unable to be so quiet: maybe he shouldn’t be here at all. He’s an easygoing man, but he doesn’t laugh much; it’s strange that what he sees in the museum should amuse him so. He stands looking at some object, trying to understand its purpose, and of a sudden, it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen.
Orange: Or he begins to feel hot, like he’s been standing for hours by a fire in high summer. He starts by turning red, sweating; soon his cloak is draped over his arm, then the cloak is draped over something else and immediately slides to the ground while he fiddles with the buckles on his gorget, which aren’t an easy reach. He casts a pleading look at anyone nearby. He’s wearing too much Northern armor to have much tolerance to heat.
Blue: Jon often seems like his mood is worse than it is: it’s the look he has, the same one that made people think he was sullen when he was a boy. At the moment, he really is sullen, scowling at a display case in disgust. ”This whole place is only fit for maesters and septons.” The way he says it, the way he glowers.. well, anyone can tell it’s not a high opinion.
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[Wild card! Apply any of the flower colors to the first set of prompts to get something like Jon angrily seeking the restaurant or stripping off garments in the middle of testing the swords, or hit me up with something else that Jon might see while poking around the city. You can reach me on the Discord server (I’m Elizabeth), at
1a
In this place, familiar was a good thing.
"I am willing to spar with you, if you're willing to forgive my lack of weapons."
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Jon is dubious at the request. “How do you defend yourself? I’m willing, but it might not be good to fight an unarmed man.”
Better to stay with this sword and not fetch Longclaw, he decides. It’s much lighter and sharper, and has a longer reach, and he doesn’t want to kill anyone in what should be a friendly training bout.
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Ye Zun was always ready to defend, even in sleep. So he didn't make any great showing of shifting his weight or slapping his hands together. Such things were just show in any case, and ones that he felt only a fool wasted time with. Instead, he just smiles slightly raising a hand in the universal gesture of 'come hither' and waited.
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b!!
"These are the only horses we have, I think maybe even anywhere in the world! What do yours look like at home?"
Please tell him everything about home, Honir looks absolutely starry eyed at the idea of learning!
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“They have four legs,” Jon says, blankly, watching one of the animals move about in its stall. “They look like this, but their legs are more like a dog’s than a spider’s.” Then, “This is what you think a horse should look like?”
It raises a question: what does Honir think a dog should look like?
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As though that's any reasonable way to explain the multiverse, honestly.
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1a
But the swords couldn't hold his focus for long. The young man brandishing his weapon was difficult to miss, not simply for his skill but look as well. There was the unmistakable trait of the Starks about him, as well as the accent. He could see Eddard Stark in his features, the same dark hair and solemn eyes. If they weren't in a different realm, he might make assumptions, but it was difficult here.
He was drawn from his thoughts by the question and chose a sword for himself. "I was trained as a boy, but training and passion are different matters."
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He’s heard that sometimes the Lyseni have the look of Old Valyria, the same look that Daenerys has. Like as not, in this place, the man isn’t anything Jon thinks he could be. He’s from some other place and time, and it’s mere happenstance that he has the same strange silver-gold hair, the wide eyes. Girls would find him handsome; Sansa would have sighed over him, once. But those days are past.
“Aye, training and passion are two different matters. All men have to be ready to fight, but some don’t like it. I have a friend who would rather be in a library than anywhere near a blade.”
Jon’s gorget, with two facing direwolves, reflects the sun.
“This one has a good balance.” He moves to set the sword back in the rack he’d taken it from.
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cw mention of rape that didn't actually happen anyway
Hi son
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1b (timepoint is end of 7x06)
Still, she has so little fear that she steps close enough to rest her hand on the mare's nose, turning back to Jon with a smirk. "So you won't ride, simply for that aesthetic reason, alone?"
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He might have implied it. But the horse itself seems docile enough, as much as any horse is.
With a look back at her, a little teasing, he adds, “Riding a horse with eight legs would be nothing compared to a dragon.”
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i promised you trash
What's in this place is a marvel to look at, and look she does. For a moment, she forgets she's standing with Jon, so absorbed she is with a piece of artwork. The sound of buckles draws her eye away from the piece and to Jon, who--
"What are you doing?" A step closer, then a few more, as she bends down to pick up his cloak, "Are you all right?"
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“It’s bloody hot in here.” He rubs at his neck, at the leather cowl that covers it and protects it from the metal of his armor. Then he looks at her, as if just noticing her in his discomfort, and adds, “—You don’t look hot.”
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"I don't, but that sounds like a good idea."
Better than roaming the streets and districts asking for her redheaded daughter. She hasn't given up, but Christ, she's tired.
But one more won't hurt.
"I've been looking for my daughter. I don't think she's here."
So, ale it is.
"I'll help you look. I think you'll be more fortunate."
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"I haven't seen anyone who looks like you," he says, apologetic. "What's her name? I'm Jon Snow."
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two, blue
But. Well. Look at him. He’s like an unhappy puppy!
Anyway, Robb has to stop himself from snickering again, because he really has missed Jon, quite a lot. He manages a smile, though, small and real. “Then let’s get out of here,” he says, “head somewhere else.” No preamble, no hello Jon you look older how’s life treating you, just—an offer for company. Slightly giggly company.
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So when he turns, dressed in all the sort of gear that you might expect for the King in the North, Jon looks at Robb in wonder. "Gods, but I'm glad to see you, Stark," he says, with great feeling. And then his annoyance overtakes him again, and he becomes more stern. "But I'm only going with you if you stop acting the boy."
That's not true; part of him wants to rush to his brother and embrace him. But it would be better if Robb would stop laughing like a fool.
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1a, i'm sorry to add to your tag load!
When he pauses, looks to her and speaks, she smiles wryly and shakes her head.
"Not enough. It's not something women do, where I'm from." And from her tone, it's obvious she's deeply unhappy with that fact.
don't be! <3
"Not something women do where I'm from, either." His expression is friendly. "But we aren't there now, and women have need of defense just as much as men do."
He moves the sword to his other hand and holds his dominant hand out in greeting. "I'm Jon Snow."
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1c.
[ Sorry to break the news about the lack of alcohol; he'd have liked a cider himself. The horned man shrugs apologetically, scalemail gleaming in the sunshine like the breast of a snake. ]
I know where to find a decent enough meal, if that suffices.
I feel like the first line of this tag could be an entire personality page for Jon.
No ale. [Well, that's a dismal prospect. He takes in his new acquaintance's attire; it reminds him a little of what his father used to tell him about Robert Baratheon's armor on the Trident, when the dead king had worn a helm that was antlered like the stag of his house's sigil.]
It's good enough for me. What sort of food have you found?
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1b
She's at the stables just to look around. Horses are great because they don't talk and expect her to discuss things like emotions or where she's going to be staying while she's stuck here. She really appreciates the fact the horses here are weird looking. It just fits in with how dreamlike it is to be here. Nothing really feels real yet. Not even this conversation does. It's too light and teasing to feel like being here is a serious thing.
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He considers the girl. She's young, younger than Arya would be now, and while he's not sure that this girl reminds him of his sister, he does think that Arya might have a keen appreciation for a jest about horses that isn't Sansa and her friends comparing her to one.
"You like horses?"
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cw pretty grotesque
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1a
The Elf is all in black, black armor, black clothing, and his sword is sheathed in a black-and-silver scabbard. His shoulder-length hair is jet black and his eyes are a luminous dark gray, and those eyes are curious and profoundly alive.
"Oh yes, I'm trained to the sword. And clearly, so are you! Have you been in this strange place long? I've just arrived."
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The man was handsome, but not someone she would recognize. The accent however was more familiar than anything else. Robb spoke like him. She swallowed, trying to banish the memories, if only to spare herself the tears in front of a stranger. His question made her smile at least. "No, ladies don't use swords where I am from."