texts from last night.

[brainsqueeze]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
{ go forth }

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Sebastian Moran | The Hound of the D'Urbervilles | what are hiatuses

[tigers]

Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?

[selfmadman]

Which?

[tigers]

The right. Just between you and me, chummy, I'm already down to just the one.

[herrin]

That depends. Was I involved?

[tigers]

Just a mo. Let me put some thought into that. Oh, never mind. I don't need a mo. The answer is: certainly not ever.

Don Draper | Mad Men

[selfmadman]

1: I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different

2: the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses

[brainsqueeze]

It's going to be a long hour. You got cut off.

1/3

[selfmadman]

what

2/3

[selfmadman]

how do they expect to stay in business

3/3

[selfmadman]

??

Satine | Moulin Rouge!

[justacough]

There is a severe lack of sex on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour.

Ritsuka Aoyagi || Loveless

[in_loveless_memory]

In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...

Elsa l Disney's Frozen

[liberee]

You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason

[samantha_grey]

Jet planes are god's way of saying capes aren't in vogue anymore, Elsa.

[liberee]

Jet planes? I'm not quite sure I get it.

[alternia_strength]

Where are the blasted towels?

Richard Castle | Castle

[writeswrongs]

We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.

[brainsqueeze]

That wasn't what I was looking for when I asked how the new place was.

[made_4_ritsuka]

The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to him" that's pretty straightforward.

[beloved_one]

I didn't want you to get confused.

irene adler | bbc's sherlock

[herrin]

it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

[redhourglass]

Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.

[selfmadman]

Thank you for not speculating about the smell.

[brainsqueeze]

I think I've tasted worse. Occasion?

[cyan_maid]

I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...