texts from last night.

[brainsqueeze]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
{ go forth }

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Sebastian Moran | The Hound of the D'Urbervilles | what are hiatuses

[tigers]

Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?

Don Draper | Mad Men

[selfmadman]

1: I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different

2: the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses

Satine | Moulin Rouge!

[justacough]

There is a severe lack of sex on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour.

Ritsuka Aoyagi || Loveless

[in_loveless_memory]

In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...

Elsa l Disney's Frozen

[liberee]

You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason

[selfmadman]

Which?

[tigers]

The right. Just between you and me, chummy, I'm already down to just the one.

[samantha_grey]

Jet planes are god's way of saying capes aren't in vogue anymore, Elsa.

[liberee]

Jet planes? I'm not quite sure I get it.

[samantha_grey]

There's a lot of people who like to wear capes where I come from when they're flying. They tended to get caught in things and yank people back.

Never liked em much.

[liberee]

So they would choke, pulling them back around the neck? Wait, flying?

[samantha_grey]

Uhhh, yeah, let's go with that.

And, yeah... flying. Remember, magic? There were others with powers where I came from. A lot of them.

[Because she really didn't want to explain all the reasons why she didn't trust capes]

[selfmadman]

Jesus.

Be more careful.

[alternia_strength]

Where are the blasted towels?

[liberee]

Oh. Of course. I'm just so much more used to being the only one with any sort of powers back home. I wore a cape at my coronation. I'm not sure if the train on my dress would really count now.

[samantha_grey]

Nah, you're fine. I was just remembering stupid moments from home and a little drunk last night is all. I think a cape at a coronation's fine.

You don't usually go for an afternoon fly during those.

[liberee]

Of course? Do I want to ask? I assume you're all right now at least?

[samantha_grey]

Just a little stress relief, promise. Figured wouldn't get the chance to get too drunk later after all.

Richard Castle | Castle

[writeswrongs]

We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.

[tigers]

For why? It was hardly any fault of my own.

[made_4_ritsuka]

The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to him" that's pretty straightforward.

[brainsqueeze]

It's going to be a long hour. You got cut off.

[brainsqueeze]

That wasn't what I was looking for when I asked how the new place was.

1/3

[selfmadman]

what

2/3

[selfmadman]

how do they expect to stay in business