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Comments

[getinthechariot]

...Indeed, it is so. Even I can only carry a conversation so long on my own before it is truly depressing.

[upholsteredvelvet]

Really? Here I thought you were the greatest fan of your own voice.

[getinthechariot]

Hmmm... While that is true, I'd rather they talk back to me occasionally, at least for variety's sake.

[he is... probably joking?]

[upholsteredvelvet]

You could try talking to people who would mind your theft, if you like.

[getinthechariot]

I would only do that if they looked like they'd be fun to fight!

[upholsteredvelvet]

What a charming conversationalist you make.

[getinthechariot]

I shall take that at face value, considering there is very little to respond to of the natives. Besides, why else should you flaunt what you have stolen from another man before his face, lest you wished to fight him?

[upholsteredvelvet]

You could simply not steal other people's things to begin with and have normal conversations like a normal person.

[getinthechariot]

But why should I ever wish to do that? If I am a conqueror, then conquering is what I shall do!

[upholsteredvelvet]

...All you've done is take a bit of food without paying, you do realise that, right?

[getinthechariot]

Of course! At its heart, isn't that what conquering is all about?

[upholsteredvelvet]

That makes you a petty thief.

[getinthechariot]

That would be true, if I limited myself only to stealing from street vendors!

[have a big, booming laugh here, Waver]

[upholsteredvelvet]

[why is this my life]

[getinthechariot]

[hey, it's not Rider's fault that food is delicious and he doesn't have any money right now, is it? :( This is called being assertive!]

[upholsteredvelvet]

[This is called GET A JOB god why do I allow myself to be seen in public with you?]

[getinthechariot]

[he has a job, DUH, it's called being King of Conquerors! So he's hard at work right now, really!

And if you didn't, he'd run around scaring everyone by not wearing pants, you know these things, Waver]

[upholsteredvelvet]

[THAT IS A CRIME IN MOST PLACES AND WHY DID SIGNING UP TO BE HIS RETAINER SOMEHOW END UP MEANING "BABYSITTER" ANYWAY?!]

Just-- stop stealing food! It isn't as if you're about to die of starvation or something!

[Seriously, my good bro, don't worry. He's got that particular market covered.]

[getinthechariot]

[Geez, Waver, you're no fun - he's already even picked up a drink that he didn't have before along the way]

Well, no, of course not. I should hope I would not let it get to that point, now that I have my regular body back.

[upholsteredvelvet]

[Yeah, guess who's just seen the bottle?

Hey, hey Rider. You know that thing Waver does, where he makes that face, and then three other faces, and then suddenly there's yelling and flailing?

...Yeeeeah, he's doing that.]

Honestly! You're worse than a toddler! --A drunken, greedy, nudist toddler!

[getinthechariot]

[that's gonna get another round of laughter]

But doesn't that describe most toddlers?

[upholsteredvelvet]

...I do have to admit that allowing toddlers alcohol when you come from would certainly explain a few things.

[getinthechariot]

Do they really need it to act drunkenly?

[upholsteredvelvet]

Being drunk implies having had a drink of that nature, so yes, I'd say so.

[getinthechariot]

But that is their natural state!

[in any event, he's just gonna drink whatever it was he picked up]

Hooh-! This tickles!

[it appears to be a soda of some sort]