Texts From Last Night Meme

[aeterno_arma]

Texts From Last Night Meme

1. Go to Texts From Last Night and press random.
2. Choose one and post it to this post (one per comment). Your character is the one that sent it (you can edit names/change for troll quirks but generally leave it as is.)
3. Other characters respond. They're the ones who received the text (there can be more than one, mass texts ftw). The replies can be during the wild night or can be after.
4. Have fun.

Comments

[unifying.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA THATS FUNNY YOURE GOOD HAHA

[bosses]

you're a japanese schoolgirl with huge tits

all you need to do is think about a penis and nerds will throw money at you

[unifying.livejournal.com]

but i dont want a penis...

[ YEAH, TOTALLY MISINTERPRETING THAT. ]

[bosses]

then wtf are you asking about porn tapes for

unless you're getting into lesbian shit

[unifying.livejournal.com]

i was just asking!!!
someone mentioned it and i thought it was my fault

[bosses]

you could get a boobjob

but in reverse i guess but that would be a fuckin shame

[unifying.livejournal.com]

oh i dont know wouldnt that hurt...
i mean i think ill be okay i just have to
suck them in!!

[bosses]

uh

tits dont work like that.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

tape???

[bosses]

thats not really sucking them in

also a crime

[unifying.livejournal.com]

!!!
i dont want to be a criminal!

[bosses]

yeah see that's why you cant tape them down

it's not just polite

ITS THE LAW

[unifying.livejournal.com]

i didnt know this place cared so much about breasts!

[bosses]

law's the law girl

[unifying.livejournal.com]

what should i do i dont want to get in trouble!!
(″ロ゛)

[bosses]

just dont tape them down youll be fine

[unifying.livejournal.com]

okay!
thank you for caring so much about my breasts bosssan!!