Texts From Last Night Meme

[aeterno_arma]

Texts From Last Night Meme

1. Go to Texts From Last Night and press random.
2. Choose one and post it to this post (one per comment). Your character is the one that sent it (you can edit names/change for troll quirks but generally leave it as is.)
3. Other characters respond. They're the ones who received the text (there can be more than one, mass texts ftw). The replies can be during the wild night or can be after.
4. Have fun.

Comments

[moribundity]

I'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

but i just cant get this sketch to work! :(!!!

[unifying.livejournal.com]

Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

[bosses]

no

i mean it'd be pretty cool but i'm not even sure you get that dudes like your tits

[bosses]

she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.

[aeterno_arma]

Just so you know, the second option doesn't really work.

[takebow]

Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.

[bosses]

good mom

best parent

[aeterno_arma]

(609):

Applied 4 a nanny job using a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some. And don't give me the obviously you're part succubus' argument again

[ragingblossom.livejournal.com]

[unifying.livejournal.com]

oh
okay...
・゜゜・(/□＼*)・゜゜

[asianflowers.livejournal.com]

[lethechained.livejournal.com]

If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night.

[ragingblossom.livejournal.com]

[thaumatic.livejournal.com]

I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

yosukekun wont you miss me at all?!?

[studere.livejournal.com]

i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

It was kind of obvious. You're pretty worried about that class, aren't you, Twilight-neechan?

[huntedfang.livejournal.com]

i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him

[aeterno_arma]

and then what happened?

[spaceygoggles.livejournal.com]

a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know

[ragingblossom.livejournal.com]

[humsalament.livejournal.com]

Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time.

[agoodfamily.livejournal.com]

Woke up on the

were you okay?! Are you okay?

[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

[sostaygold.livejournal.com]

[sostaygold.livejournal.com]

[takebow]

depends

is that your definition of work, allen-kun

[aestusaurea.livejournal.com]

did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...

[spaceygoggles.livejournal.com]

no but you gave gumi a great new idea for a prank {｡^◕‿◕^｡}

[scarletonlooker.livejournal.com]

oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

[sostaygold.livejournal.com]

[notbyronic.livejournal.com]

cue rimshot in three... two... one...

[unifying.livejournal.com]

i kind of like bleach
o(^-^)o

[dogtear]

don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style i picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.

[aeterno_arma]

congrats on the future wedding!

[doctors]

My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.

[agoodfamily.livejournal.com]

I think that much alcohol would make you really sick.

Maybe even kill you.

[scabbards.livejournal.com]

[sostaygold.livejournal.com]

[geminidol.livejournal.com]

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

[takebow]

Well, it's not because I have green eggs or ham

Who are you, anyway? cuz i'm guessing you're not actually my mommy

[departing]

I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

its a life lesson
theyll thank you when theyre older
(*_~)b

[langleysoryu.livejournal.com]

You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

[aeterno_arma]

I wasn't feeling so well.