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Texts from last night

Hey asgard you know what it's time for

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT Meme

1. Post with your character and their name/canon in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. hangovers.
6. have fun!!

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aren't you proud? it's an accomplishment! you should get a prize.

... I think the blowjob was the prize.

i'm obligated to give at least gold, silver, and copper level prizes for things like that

. . . what?

do you really want me to answer that question "in public"

:( (that one is a frowny face. see the parenthesis is mouth!)

...oh.

well people get awards in levels right? like copper and then silver and gold? so prizes work that way. you get three. because for the record i'm really impressed by us and i think we deserve it.

what i'm saying is that the blowjob was copper!

... I see.

[ Look, he didn't even need to ask. She just answered for him. If she really wants him to know what the other two prizes are, he doesn't have to do anything. She'll just keep on texting it right out in the open for everyone to read. Doesn't he just have the best girlfriend?

Not that he minds people knowing he has sexual relations with his girlfriend. No hang-ups there. But the point is that there is a time and a place for talking about the things they get up to, and texting in a place where anyone can read isn't Minato's idea of appropriate.

There could be children on this network! Think of the children! Rapunzel, you're being scandalous.]

Edited 2012-05-25 04:15 (UTC)

[ Oh my god blah blah blah blah blah... ]

why are you answering like that. you keep giving me monosyllabic responses.

did i do something wrong?

[ Minato makes up for his taciturn nature by having really long teal deer scampering through the pasture of his mind. The scamper along through vivid purple prosies, sometimes, and they feast upon dead horses that have been beaten into tender, juicy submission. And all of this is exactly why he hears voices and has a whole mess of strange things in his head that he calls out with mock suicide. This is also why Ryoji is so weird - all because of the strange and twisted nature of Minato's colorful head.

Right now, his Fool personas are twirling around happily - though not quite as happily as they would be if he were in person with Rapunzel right now; they seem to respond better to being in person with certain social links - in resonant response to Rapunzel and her happiness and spiritual closeness. However, at the reply he receives, they press warningly against his thoughts, and he sighs softly, hoping he won't disappoint Rapunzel or the voices. ]

I'm not sure this is the place we should discuss this. That's all.

you say that about everything no matter where we are.

[ ... ] are you embarrassed? was i too dirty? [ It was the swearing wasn't it. WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE PICKED THAT UP it's totally not her fault. ]

I do not.

I just think this'd be better to talk about in person.

you didn't answer the second part.

but okay! whatever you want...

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Texts from last night

LMFAO YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS

no subject

This takes him at least five minutes to type.

no we need to stop we are no longer allowed to talk to each other

oh. :C (this one is also a frowny face. the C is the mouth! )

LMAO YOU'RE A JERK [haunter]

[ohnyx] oh am I?

:( WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU

BECAUSE I MAKE YOU LAUGH

i don't even know what to do with this i am at a loss i really am

no subject

no subject

SCREAM