Texts from last night

[snugglesjugs]

Hey asgard you know what it's time for

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT Meme

1. Post with your character and their name/canon in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. hangovers.
6. have fun!!

Comments

Aladdin | magi labyrinth of magic

[snugglesjugs]

I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.

[circuses]

hehe what a silly squirrel!! plastic bags dont taste good

Yozora Mikazuki | Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

[playerkills]

And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.

[mishaps]

I don't think that was in the bible.

Ja'far | Magi

[castoffskin]

Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.

[snugglesjugs]

...I've never seen you naked before. [Sometimes he thinks there just shadow under all those robes holding up arms and a head.]

Sebastian Moran | The Hound of the D'Urbervilles

[sebasher]

I only kidnapped one of them. Chill.

Shion | No.6

[survived]

Making out was so insane. It felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galaxy.

[superfiber]

What.

[WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE HE WASN'T HERE...]

Rory Williams | Doctor Who

[timesnewroman]

If I died would you start the facebook group?

Shizuri Mugino | To Aru Majutsu no index

[purging]

Get your penis over here NOW. Emergency.

[parasiteye]

deel

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[tipsygnostalgia]

i just got a msg from someeone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz"
omh my life
* omg

[burntviolet]

Did you know bananas save lives everyday

chie satonaka | persona 4

[wristbands]

Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.

[burntviolet]

you should have cooked the bananas in the dryer

Iceland | Axis Powers Hetalia

[volcanoes]

Fireball beer pong. You're missing out.

[rules_the_north]

whos there?

hope estheim | final fantasy xiii

[selfestheim]

I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

Shu Ouma | Guilty Crown

[departing]

I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

[playerkills]

Explain yourself.

Hanako Ikezawa | Katawa Shoujo oh god why

[burntviolet]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to touch your butt last night. But your butt was particularly soft that night. Softer than the other nights. I couldn't resist.

[this_chair]

hanako why

Nezumi | No.6

[superfiber]

I wrote him a fucking poem. I better get laid for that.

Re: Nezumi | No.6

[castoffskin]

[ tfln was made for you Nezumi ]

You will see if the poem was good enough, I imagine.

Feferi Peixes | Homestuck

[tyrian]

I just woke up wit)( streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my )(air. My fis)( are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. )(elpppp

[sthenic]

Ah! Your poor fish. Don't tell me your fish tank broke or something.

Gai Tsutsugami | Guilty Crown

[voidseeing]

I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

[playerkills]

Why am I not surprised?

America (Alfred F Jones) ❝Axis Powers Hetalia❞

[colonist]

I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

[volcanoes]

This isn't something I needed to know.

Shiki Tohno | Tsukihime/Melty Blood

[this_chair]

She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

[arihibro]

you bastard

kodaka | haganai

[mishaps]

So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"

Arihiko Inui | Tsukihime

[arihibro]

3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

[this_chair]

once again, i'm not dragging you home

rapunzel | tangled

[corona]

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

[fools_journey]

why are you announcing this publicly?

mako; the legend of korra

[assiduous]

[soldieringlife]

1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you

[living_legacy]

Zack, what the hell?

[rules_the_north]

not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?

[volcanoes]

WRONG NUMBER

John Egbert | Homestuck (I wasn't going to do this one but the randomizer insisted....)

[theheirofbreath]

he threw me a bud light and when i opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "dave giveth, and dave taketh away."
WTF???

[sup]

shut up