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[fakehedgehog]

TEST DRIVE MEME #3
REVENGE OF THE DRIVE

Third season time for the Asgard Eventide Test Drive Meme!

Your mission, if you choose to accept it:
Step 1: Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. You're more than welcome to leave the message blank or have a fun little scenario going on. Like fighting that dragon thing or other Assgard shenanigans.
Step 2: Other people respond to your post with new or existing muses! A budding romance! Hilarity! Fluff! A sudden attack! The choice is yours to make!
Step 3: PROFIT!
Step 4: Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

GO FORTH AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN!

Comments

[thishousedivided]

[Doop, doop, how do you feel about a giant robot, Garrus?]

It appears Garrus Vakarian is the only one we have managed to locate so far.

This is most unfortunate. Where is the rest of the Normandy crew? [Hopefully someone knows.]

[myreach]

[ a lot better than he feels about creepy faceless ladies, we cool ]

Hopefully? Still on the Normandy. We don't have time for this. [ obvious wishful thinking is obvious, so his tone is dry. ] But I'd say they're here somewhere. The galaxy's needs aren't usually taken into account with this sort of thing.

[ and the galaxy does kind of need them oops ]

[thishousedivided]

[Hey, it could be worse, right? Well, aside from the whole hey, everything might be taken over and destroyed.]

Agreed. Our time is limited. [Obvious, of course.] Contact with the Normandy is either being jammed or out of range. The former is more likely than the latter. Jammed communications from an uncharted, primitive planet is also highly improbable.

[myreach]

[ well everything could be taken over, destroyed, then rebuilt and destroyed again... wait that's basically the history of the galaxy ]

So we'll have to do things the old-fashioned way. [ he'd almost forgotten what that felt like. where's the mako when you need it? ] Still, it could be worse. Nothing's started shooting at us yet.

[ keyword being yet. maybe he shouldn't have jinxed that. ]

[thishousedivided]

[Hey, story of every species' history. You guys just can't seem to stop destroying each other, right on top of it. :T ]

There is still a probability that the inhabitants of this planet will not react well to our presence. Granted, we will map the area out to provide a better reference.

Suggestion: it would be better that Garrus Vakarian and ourselves not stray far from each other. Should something unfortunate happen, backup would be available.

[One of these days, they'll understand your dry humor, Garrus. One of these days.]

[myreach]

[ at least the reapers just wanted butts, okay ]

That's probably a good idea. Geth aren't exactly the most popular race in the galaxy. [ not laughing with him is still better than laughing at him, sort of... also sorry legion not everyone is as chill as the normandy crew, especially if they stumble upon a quarian or something-- it doesn't really occur to him that he's just as likely to incite 'what the fuck' reactions in everyone. ] Worse comes to worst, I still have my rifle. Should be enough to make anyone think twice.

[ but only if it's calibrated. ]

[thishousedivided]

[Good thing that doesn't apply to Legion! Everyone else is SOL!]

Affirmative. Our weaponry is unaffected. It would be unfortunate, however preemptive defense is the best probability in terms of our goal.

[Granted...]

We have an inquiry for Garrus Vakarian...

[That isn't the mako, Garrus. You and your calibrations.]