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the test drive meme.

❧ let's do this.

Anyone can post to the test drive meme, including duplicates! Please put your character name and canon in the title of your comment.
All threads are considered open to everyone! Tag around and make some friends (or enemies)!
If you decide to apply to the game, you can use your TDM threads for your app samples! You only need to provide seven comments if you use TDM samples.
You can't really be late to a TDM! This will be considered open until the next one goes live next month.
You can make up your own scenario, interact with one of the locations in the game, use the welcome process of your character waking or selecting a god house, or use our optional prompt below!
You do not need to pick a god house to play on the TDM! You can have your character still in the process of discussing/deciding/despairing instead.
If you are accepted to the game, you can keep TDM threads as game canon as long as you fudge some of the details depending on your original thread. If you aren't sure exactly how to do this, you can always ask a mod.
The game cap is currently at 57/100. Casts currently at/approaching the 8 character limit are:
ASOIAF/GOT: 6/8
Marvel Cinematic: 5/8
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Applications open on October 1 at 12:01AM EST and close on October 7 at 11:59PM EST.
Please always feel free to contact the mods if you have any questions! Have fun, dear (future?) Wanderers. ♥

❧ optional scenario.
As you're walking unsuspectingly through the city, you might feel a sharp but brief pain as something strikes you suddenly at any point on your body. It seems you've been shot - but where there might be a wound with any other weapon is a bright splash of paint instead, glowing faintly with magic. Our modern-Earth savvy friends might be able to recognize this as the work of a paintball gun, complete with that particular sting that isn't anywhere near unbearable but is still really unpleasant all the same. If you aren't quick to figure out what's happening, you might be struck by another paintball, or perhaps even several at the same time. As the colorful paint splashes across your clothes (will that come out in the wash later?), you'll feel compelled to interesting effects depending on the color:

red: you laugh once, with a loud ha!
orange: you finger-guns at the first person you see.
yellow: you sing and hold a note for five seconds.
green: you sneeze.
blue: you fart.
purple: you cry. :(

The more paintballs you're struck by, the sharper your eye, or perhaps even simply from picking up on the juvenile nature of the pranks themselves, some of you might catch the culprits darting around corners and giggling as they run past. Young children with simple handmade guns and bags of what look like glowing marbles. They might be willing to share with you if you promise to let them keep playing - or they might make a run for it if you try to get in their way. Either way, good luck getting that paint our of your clothes!

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Yeah? or right, in your world everything is a skeleton...?

[ Hector please. Get used to living creatures flesh, you had it once too! ]

That's okay, I'm still learning how to ride myself, but the horses are impressive to see. We also have, uhm, parks, a library, and a free restaurant if you want to check out any of these places.

[Make him!! Look at this sad barefoot mess, and think of horses in the streets... the things he might step in...]

You know, I bet the library is full of cool things. Books from other worlds. Mindblowing stuff. So where is it?

[ There's some irony on a man going around barefoot when the rest of his family made a living out of making shoes. ]

It's a big place and while they don't have that many books, they get new ones often, we can even write them and they are added to the catalog. They're getting new books every day. It's in Odin's district, I'll show you the way.

[Héctor does not deserve love or shoes or family, not after all the pain he's caused them.]

Huh. Why's it not stocked up already? A lot of book thieves around or something? [Weird, but he's getting sidetracked again.] Lead the way!

[ It wasn't his fault! :( He deserves nice thing too and he will get them...one day. ]

It's because the Library is as new as the city, so they're still collecting them. I'm sure we will still feel something interesting.

[ With a smile, and feeling much more at ease now that he no longer thinks Hector is a demon, Peter start to walk them towards Odin's district. It's been an interesting meeting, that for sure. ]

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We could start wrapping this up, if you want? :>

sure o7

thank ya!