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![]() ![]() ❧ let's do this.
❧ optional scenario. As you're walking unsuspectingly through the city, you might feel a sharp but brief pain as something strikes you suddenly at any point on your body. It seems you've been shot - but where there might be a wound with any other weapon is a bright splash of paint instead, glowing faintly with magic. Our modern-Earth savvy friends might be able to recognize this as the work of a paintball gun, complete with that particular sting that isn't anywhere near unbearable but is still really unpleasant all the same. If you aren't quick to figure out what's happening, you might be struck by another paintball, or perhaps even several at the same time. As the colorful paint splashes across your clothes (will that come out in the wash later?), you'll feel compelled to interesting effects depending on the color: orange: you finger-guns at the first person you see. yellow: you sing and hold a note for five seconds. green: you sneeze. blue: you fart. purple: you cry. :( The more paintballs you're struck by, the sharper your eye, or perhaps even simply from picking up on the juvenile nature of the pranks themselves, some of you might catch the culprits darting around corners and giggling as they run past. Young children with simple handmade guns and bags of what look like glowing marbles. They might be willing to share with you if you promise to let them keep playing - or they might make a run for it if you try to get in their way. Either way, good luck getting that paint our of your clothes! ![]() navigation. |
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-- Or so it seemed, at first. )
Are you sure? You're delirious! You need first aid! ( It certainly looks like this guy just got shot, so perhaps it's best to assume that's the case. )
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Yes, I'm fucking sure! While I've often been accused of delirium, I reassure you that I know the damn difference between blood and paint. Any wiggler could tell after first glance!
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Is it necessary to be so rude when I'm acting out of concern for you? You didn't know for a moment, didn't you? I wasn't going to risk someone bleeding out in the street.
( He's also not sure what a 'wiggler' is, so it's better to slide past that instead of risking his moral high ground. )
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[ Karkat can, in fact, be chastened, even if sounds contrite when giving his gratitude. ]