ASGARD GENESIS - TEST DRIVE #1

[asgardmods]

the test drive meme. ❧ let's do this. Anyone can post to the test drive meme, including duplicates! Please put your character name and canon in the title of your comment. All threads are considered open to everyone! Tag around and make some friends (or enemies)! If you decide to apply to the game, you can use your TDM threads for your app samples! You only need to provide seven comments if you use TDM samples. You can't be "late" to a TDM! This will be considered open until the next one goes live next month. You can make up your own scenario, interact with one of the locations in the game, use the welcome process of your character selecting a god house, or use our optional prompt below! You do not need to pick a god house to play on the TDM! You can have your character still in the process of discussing/deciding/despairing instead. If you are accepted to the game, you can keep TDM threads as game canon as long as you fudge some of the details depending on your original thread. If you aren't sure exactly how to do this, you can always ask a mod. Reserves open on May 25 at 12:01AM PST and close on May 31 at 11:59PM PST. Applications open on June 1 at 12:01AM PST and close on June 7 at 11:59PM PST. Please always feel free to contact the mods if you have any questions! Have fun, dear (future?) Wanderers. ♥ ❧ optional scenario. As you enter Asgard proper, many of the natives have gathered into curious crowds to greet these mysterious children of the World Tree. Some of them carry baskets of flowers and nervously offer one to any Wanderers that come near. They are vibrant and colorful, picked from the wilds surrounding Asgard, and they might have an odd effect on your character if they sniff the flowers directly. Purple flowers will make your character very giggly and easily amused by everything they see and hear. Orange flowers will make your character feel very warm all over, like the sun is beating down on them directly. Blue flowers will make your character somewhat short and impatient with anything that seems like even a minor inconvenience to them. Effects of the flowers can wear off anywhere between a few minutes to an hour. And for those new to Asgard, this scenario aligns with some of the general curses we might have in the game! navigation.

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[theprezident]

Money.

[ Is he serious or not? You can't really tell from the tone.

But also he is completely serious. ]

[mindseer]

Hahahahaha!

[Forgive her, Rhys, but that statement? It might have been dead serious in all ways, shapes and forms, but there was just one very serious problem about it, and she couldn't help it. It was positively hilarious to her.]

It must suck to be you right now. I have smelled not a single one of the so-called greenbacks in this place! Everything is free here! The acquisition of wealth will be quite the tricky conundrum in that environment, won't it now?

[Ahem, ignoring the fact that this place would get a currency, just like it would eventually have a court system.]

[theprezident]

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna stay here, am I? It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

[mindseer]

Hey, you gotta have a goal in life, but for the moment you can have all the bread you want!

[She was snickering to herself. This felt a little too easy.]

You're stuck here for now, though. Just like all of us. Me? I don't have anywhere else to be.

[Since, you know, she's dead. Oh wait, he didn't know did he? Eh, not filling in the blanks there. that was her little secret.]

[theprezident]

Okay, that's great. Good talk.

[ Good for you. Meanwhile he's not sure if all his friends are dead or not! It's great. He's loving it. ]

[mindseer]

[Always a great feeling, not knowing if your idiot friends were actually going to be able to fix shit or not, wasn't it?]

Yep, good talk. Bet, in a day, when you're still stuck here, we'll have another good talk. What do you want to bet we just end up having hugging circles of good talks and arguing about who's dating who?

[... You know, she could claim that was her Seer powers at work, but seriously, cram a bunch of bored, trapped people in one place for long enough and it always just kind of devolved eventually. She sounded almost resigned to it.]

[theprezident]

Lookiiiing forward to it.

[ Or something.

Not really. And, wow, he really hopes he's not here tomorrow. Not that it's looking good. ]

[mindseer]

[She thought about keeping it going for a bit longer, but no. Terezi was pretty damned sure that they were stuck here and messing with mister money bags would probably be possible tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day after that. As long as something stupid like the end of the world wasn't going to initiate itself all over again in her life, in which case fuck her life, she had time to just relax and take her time messing with people.

So, instead she grinned a toothy, fanged grin at him and started to tap with her cane, 'accidentally' swiping in such a way she hoped would whack a leg ... because of course she would. Once she was moving, she spoke over her shoulder.]

I'll smell you later, mister moneybags! Name's Terezi.

[Oh thank glob, she actually remembered to do that.]

[theprezident]

[ Yeah, whatever.

He shakes his head, stares at the horses for a few seconds, and then decides to just ... move on with his life. ]