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scenes from a hat

You find yourself as a guest on a comedy improv show. How you got here isn't that big of issue because it's time for a game called Scenes from a Hat. What happens is before the show, we ask the audience to write down scenes they'd like to see. We take the good ones, put them in a hat, draw them at random, and see how many our performers will do.

How the game is played:
1. Post a scene OOCly. This scene can literally be anything you want. If people broke into song in real life. Improper etiquette when meeting the Queen. What life would've been like if your parents were insult comics. The sky's the limit.
2. Tag other scenes ICly.
3. Either react to the horror you just witnessed or drag your friend in and keep the game going.
4. Have fun!

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An entire - coherent - conversation held only in innuendo.

Finding out the baby is not yours.

I know you think it's funny, but we couldn't have a baby anyway. Give it back to it's mother.

And get out of my room.

After all the trouble I went through to get the brat in the first place? Fat chance.

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1/2

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2/3 i lied

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.....................

No.

Didn't wanna break it to you this way, really. [He sounds oh-so-sincere. really.]

But it's the truth.

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[1/2!]

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But... isn't... didn't we...

Actually, no. You were too drunk to remember either way.

...I'm goin' back to bed. Don't bother me with this, again.

Fine. But you've gotta talk about it, eventually.

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So, who is it?

I KNOW SOB FDJGBDFJGBFDKGD

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LAKJFLKJSLFKJ ;A;

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;A; !

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And then somehow it ended up a soap opera instead of a comedy fdjgbdjgkdf

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aljflkj THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS i guess

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dfjgbgjdfk sob

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Spoiler alerts for real life.

Edited 2012-02-04 22:29 (UTC)

The first verbal exchange between Adam and Eve.

...So, uh...Hey. How's things?

[OOC: Redid it, because I misread the prompt. Thought it was post-apple eating for a moment.]

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So...I have this thing. And you have...erm.

[He can't do this.]

If only those jars had been filled with some other liquid, then it wouldn't have been so bad to...

Wasn't I small enough already? Did you have to make me smaller?

W-Well, I didn't really know that would happen!

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If the cake wasn't a lie.

Strange things to hear from the voices in your head.

Confessions you really don't want to hear.

Strange things to find in your bed.

Testing to see if anonymous comments are allowed on this comm. The reason will become clear soon!

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