We can probably blame Loki for this one

[2cool4guardian]

the USERNAME meme

So everyone appears on the network with their proper name, right? But what if they didn't? SURPRISE. Today, everyone gets their very own username provided by the magic of Asgard! ISN'T IT GREAT?

*Comment with your character reacting to their journal username. They're getting whatever you chose for their actual Dreamwidth account. Time to show off that creativity! (...or lack of it?)
*Go around and make your character comment on other people's usernames (all ICly of course). Yes, everyone can see them, forget anonymity. Are they funny? Horrible? Do they start a conversation about That Tragic Past of Theirs?
*Laugh until Loki Jack is proud of you
*NOBODY IS TOO NEW FOR THIS
*Profit!

Comments

[boogerman]

[See icon.]

[eyesofwonder]

W-Well...Is similar enough. [Are you hearing North's barely stifled chuckles. Yes. Yes, you are.]

[2cool4guardian]

[Chuckles. Oh boy, someone is getting cocky.] You can bet on it!

[littlesurvivor]

Well. I guess. But I'm not so little anymore.

[2cool4guardian]

You're still a kid, Clem. [Chuckling.] And definitely a survivor.

[wontbeforgotten]

Ha. Right. I'd hope not.

[unkneaded]

Huh. Seems pretty appropriate.

[tonsofpun]

... okay, on the one hand, it's a pun. About bread. Because you're a baker.

But on the other, ouch.

[infomodder]

I don't understand at all.

[does it rhyme with something he is not good at poetry]

[splendid_solitude]

What are you trying to imply, that I don't have any friends or something? I have friends! Four-Eyes counts, right?

[runtothesunlight]

[Pinged by friends.]

No harm in adding more.

[dishonouring]

[ Let's just consider that for a mo. ]

I wouldn't call it untrue.

[tigers]

Yes.

[timesnewroman]

....All right.

[crowover]

Haha, cute.

[abhero]

Damn straight I'm not a normal hero.

[He says like it's a compliment. It is not.]

[eyesofwonder]

Haha! Does job I think!

[neverbedded]

....Well, certainly not what I would have chosen.

[proudofwhatiam]

Seems a bit tasteless, really. My sympathies.

[climbingwalls]

It's not really accurate anymore, is it? I don't have to climb any walls to get out of here.

[shesearches]

Yes, I do. It doesn't really say much, though.

[proudofwhatiam]

Well, I am.

[tonsofpun]

[Oh yeah, she can get behind this name.]

[averagemedium]

Okay, that's kind of perfect. I might be a little bit jealous, over here.

[windbreak]

Huh? Oh, like the skill. Well, I guess it doesn't really mean anything here, but it could be worse.

... Wait, actually, is it saying what I think it's...?

[runtothesunlight]

[...Guess he won't offer you a sweet potato.]

Garu skills would be really useful here.

[intelligently]

It could be worse.

[becauseichooseto]

I… hm. All right. Apt enough, one supposes.

(any excuse for this icon)

[averagemedium]

Uh. Well, not what I'd have picked, but it's pretty accurate?

--that is a terrible pun though.

[afrozendance]

Ah... I guess it sounds nice, at least?

[writeswrongs]

Of course I am. Excellent choice.

[notsogrimreaper]

...I-I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with what it's implying. At least it says I'm not that morbid?

[runtothesunlight]

[...No sir, he doesn't think it's funny.]

You're not.