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The TL;CR Meme

♥ one: post with your characters.
♠ two: respond to other people's characters with your characters.
♦ three: they tell you in detail what their character thinks of your character. TL;DR is encouraged; that's how this works.
♣ four; optional: discuss it with them if you want! Make a big chain of tl;dr if you're up to it.
♥ five: other people do the same thing to you! Maybe you even harvest your tl;dr to use in a CR chart later.
♠ six: keep checking back in so that no one is ever late!

(Shamelessly gakked from places.)

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They seriously are. Wish I knew why they are so awful. I think it's at it's worst because of their canon points.

Yeaaah, their canon points are literal peaks of self-loathing. The mountains go on for as far as the eye can see.

With no end in sight. And the bonus of the whole Dirk on the strike team? he's signed up with the mass murderer who repeatedly killed him in a dream!

His luck is so spectacularly terrible.

So Dirk's going to die, then, right? I'm wondering if/how the Daves would find out, because holyyy shit, Davesprite is hunting Dave down pronto. And then they'll get split up out of carelessness or whatever and die anyway.

I definitely plan to kill off Dirk now, yeah. It might be easy for the Daves to find out. Because if he dies in the city, he'd just not come out of the gate with the others.

KIDBRO, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID!!! they both internally shout as they metaphysically shake his incorporeal shoulders.

And then they both did equally stupid things.

It's hereditary.

Hey, hey if it had to be anyone getting hurt. Better him than his teammates. Mostly Sophie. Dirk might help Tyki into danger once he figures out what his power is.

Dave is going to possibly freak the fuck out.

As calmly as possible.

Just saying.

He is sorry Dave, really. But man it had to be done.

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