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The TL;CR Meme



♥ one: post with your characters.
♠ two: respond to other people's characters with your characters.
♦ three: they tell you in detail what their character thinks of your character. TL;DR is encouraged; that's how this works.
♣ four; optional: discuss it with them if you want! Make a big chain of tl;dr if you're up to it.
♥ five: other people do the same thing to you! Maybe you even harvest your tl;dr to use in a CR chart later.
♠ six: keep checking back in so that no one is ever late!

(Shamelessly gakked from places.)

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Condesce doesn’t like any of you. It’s obvious, especially because she sure remembers killing your Post-Scratch self when you tried to go against her. That was a glorious day for everyone on Earth maybe it was just her and she sure would love to do it again.

To be honest, her feelings for Daves aren’t of true hatred. They are that sort of hate she pretty much has for everyone, which seem to be her natural state of mind. Daves are just huge nuisances and a pain in the ass (and thus dying should be their punishment), and like every human in Homestuck, they seem to be able to make trolls forget their true nature (she means mostly troll-human relationship, which is ironic seeing she was married to Sassacre. But she is the Condesce, she does whatever the fuck she wants and she can do what others can’t). Due to still unclear canon, I can’t be sure on what she is planning, but my headcanon is that she plans on using every troll and human still alive in order to defeat/get rid of her Master Lord English. Which would mean Dave is necessary. Even if a huge pain.

But not in Asgard. In Asgard she wants all of you dead. Mostly because you offended her and are making every single troll forget their place and you are still a pain in the ass. Unfortunately (fortunately?) she can’t kill permanently. So the only thing she has left is to antagonize the fuck out of you all.

Lucky her that teenagers have dumb problems and worry for idiotic things such as friendship and love and being accepted and being together and caring and supporting, and have problems accepting themselves and often question themselves. The most perfect way for her is to attack to what each of them IS and their troubling issues, rather than attack their friends which they’d defend blindly.

She made your misery her goal.

She sure would love to, you know, just stab you over and over again, but well, since you’d return and probably form an army against her, she would rather just fuck with you, for now. Until she actually gets allies (aka minions).