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IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

1. post a comment with your character's name/canon in the subject line
2. go on anon and ask other characters questions icly. they can range from innocent to completely privacy-invading!
3. respond to these questions all ic like and have some laughs
4. don't be a dick and bring ooc wank into this seriously guys don't do it
5. that's literally it!!! y'all know how these go

stolen sorta from

bakerstreet , hoowah

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~~wwhy~~ why are you so fuckin annoying

[Look who's trying to be subtle. He has no idea how obvious he actually is.]

[Oh, this was just sad, really. She wasn't that good at trolling, but she could kind of tell it was him. But, it gave her a chance to have a little fun...]

You know what they say. Takes one to know one.

and how could you possibly know that when you dont even know who i am huh

[Oh yeah. Eridan is the Prince of hope and witty comebacks.]

I'm a brilliant mother fucker. That's why. Besides, if you didn't know me, you wouldn't know I'm annoying. And like knows like you annoying little troglodyte. You never know what I know, do you?

[Nooooot buying it.]

no im pretty sure your annoyin attitude is visible from fuckin space so watch who youre callin names you arrogant little peasantblood
an your right i dont know exactly what you know because no one understands how that feeble think pan of yours works

[Humans have think pans, right? He's honestly not sure.]

[Did he have any clue how much of an identifier calling her an 'arrogant little peasantblood' was? She wasn't even sure she knew another troll who would have used that phrase. He was telegraphing himself so badly.]

I'm calling you names, fish for brains. You wouldn't even have the ability to understand the musings of a newt, much less the thought processes of someone like me. It's good you understand that already.

You be careful trying to watch from on high, so your head doesn't pop from the crap atmosphere way up there where your over-inflated ego's lurking. I think I might just get a pin and pop it like the zit you are.

[And now he was too enraged to even pretend to be anonymous anymore.]

No, you wwatch who you're fuckin' callin' names, you ill-breeded, slack-jawwed harpy wwitch!

An', you knoww wwhat, I'm not being rude or arrogant. You're just insignificant!

Except that you're exactly I what I want to call names, trout breath. If I were really that insignificant, would you have gone to all this trouble to talk to me personally and keep defending yourself? Your head's not only huge, it's transparent.

I can see that brain pan of yours right now. Little empty.

Oh yeah, wwell, if you can see right through my think pan then you'll see just howw little I actually think of a wwitch like you. An' if it's empty, it's only because I wwouldn't wwant to ovverwwhelm your feeble little human mind. Wwouldn't wwant you to pass out from havvin' to actually use the lump a' vviscous jelly betwween your aural holes!

[After a moment this text shows up.] <3<

My feeble little mind's more than enough to capture whatever tiny, insignificant thoughts someone like you must be having. I'm going to yank the flaps over yours and staple them to your face. It'll make your ugly mug that much easier to look at.

[what the...? was she supposed to type that back? God, their typing quirks were bad enough.]

<3<

[She had no idea what she was doing.]

You could try to do that, but you get anywwhere near my flawwless face with those talons a' your an' you'll be pullin' back fuckin' bloody stumps for digits.

[He is clearly flirting. Or at least the weird hate version of flirting.

It's a stupid troll thing. Spades are the sign for kismesissitude. Eridan's fins flushed at the text. He knew Roxy said that Sam felt something for him, but seeing it in person was different.]

That perfect face of yours needs some re-arranging. Haven't you ever heard of wabi-sabi? I'll cut you some nice new lines and make you all pretty and imperfect so everyone can appreciate my genius.

That or I'll just punch you like a bag of meat till your ribs are cracking. You can take it.

Wwab--wwhat the fuck are you evven talkin' about you think pan damaged demon?!

An' you can fuckin' try, but I'm not as wweak as the human you're used to pushin' around. Maybe you'll be the one to be coughin' up that disgustin' red blood a' yours after I break evvery one a your pitiful fangs. One by one.

I know you're not as weak as these others. Why do you think I'm going to enjoy breaking you one bone after another? I want to taste that filthy purple blood of yours running down my tongue.

[Yeah, Eridan, she knows exactly who you are.]

You knoww wwhat, my little wwitch. It's a fuckin' date.

Any time, anywhere, an' wwe'll just see wwho drawws blood first.

Name the time. Don't you go being a coward on me, stick-thrower. I'll be there. I'm looking forward to this.

Believve me, harpy, you'll wwish I had cluckbeasted out wwhen I'm done wwith you.

Next wweek. No sense in wwaiting any longer or you might wwuss out.

Oh... I am going to enjoy this so much you pointy-toothed, horned freak of nature. [It should not have given her this much of a rush to knock him down a peg... but it did.]

Not as much as I'm goin' to enjoy kickin' your sorry ass all the wway to the center a' the planet, you fuckin' lowwblooded impertinent, uncivvilized demon-wwitch.

[It's alright. He's having just as much of a rush from their verbal sparring sessions.]

This witch's going to hex you twelve ways till Sunday. You go on and plot all you want gilly boy. Your ass is mine. Mine, do you hear me?

That's wwhat you think. Wwe'll find out just wwho owwns wwhom soon enough.

That we will. Until then, watch yourself. You're mine, got it?

Do I detect a hint of jealousy in your tone, harpy?

A hint? Oh, you listen to me and you listen good, you golden-eyed, horned little freak. You're the first guy I've kissed willingly while I was sane and they weren't doped up on enough mushrooms to kill a cow.

I catch you going black on anyone else, and the only person who'll regret it more than you'll be them. I don't share well, Eridan.

[Eridan is silent for a moment as his fins flare, face coloring dark violet. He swallows hard, nodding as he tries to find his voice.]

The same goes for you, my annoyin' little harpy. You're mine, an' you might not share wwell, but I'm royalty. An' I don't share at all.

[He smirks, finding a bit of his confidence back.]

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