ROLLING IN MASERATIS

[windwalker]

TEST DRIVE LUCKY NO. 7

STEP 1 Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. You're more than welcome to leave the message blank or have a fun little scenario going on. Like fighting that dragon thing or other Asgard shenanigans.
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yeah, i copied the code, leave me alone. remember to check the enable me/app this please meme below to see who has to other, etc. etc.!

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[showmeanguish]

[And on the roof ledge somewhere above Ran because he likes to put himself above everyone else, there's a teenager just kinda hanging out, watching. It's easy to deduce that he's having some trouble.]

If you want a real surprise, take off your shoes.

ooo Vanitas ooo

[cachinnate]

[ladjsf lurches off the wall and turns to look at him, hella startled for a second. But... when it's just some kid, he relaxes again lskjdf and returns to looking at his hand]

Do you suppose toes work the same way fingers do, my dear...?

at your service o7

[showmeanguish]

Well, by the way you're looking, I'm surprised you know what toes are.

[Which still begs the question of why he's acting like his hand's some new and novel invention. Biology, bro.]

But basically, yes.

huu *3*

[cachinnate]

Of course I know what toes are, darling. [Just... y'know... never had to deal with biology it's freaky shit tbh. So yep... he sounds... distant and weird, staring aaaall the way down his body to his foot. Still wiggling... his fingers... why sdflj]

How strange...

[showmeanguish]

Vanitas. [It's said quickly and firmly, 'cause that 'dear' and 'darling' stuff ain't gonna fly. Unfortunately for him aksljf.]

What's the problem, then?

[cachinnate]

Ran...~ [Since we're... doing introductions now apparently lsjf Stares at his foot a little longer, before peering up at Vanitas]

I'm trapped here, I think... [Points at the ground... but he actually means in this body ffff]

[showmeanguish]

You are. [meanwhile, he still hasn't moved an inch from where he's been initially crouching, still peering down.]

At least for now, if the gods decide to keep you.

[cachinnate]

[Yeah he's... starting to wonder why the boy is hanging out up there when they're obviously having a conversation now kskdjdjs It just... y'know... takes him a second to say anything because the phrase 'the gods' makes him squint in confusion for a good long moment here]

[But uh... if this is a thing his Mother is doing to him, it'd probably be better to try to talk to Her himself instead of discussing it with a kid who randomly thinks there's more then one of Her.  So!  Little headshake goes here and then: ]

What are you doing up there, darling?

[showmeanguish]

None of your business. And stop calling me that.

[There's an annoyed edge to his voice, now, but he's not budging from his spot, yet. Ran is too tall for him to feel comfortable coming down from his perch, even if there's... really nothing he was doing before the other caught his attention. :|;;]

[cachinnate]

[...oh isn't he cute ('8]

Sounds suspicious, dear.

[showmeanguish]

It's supposed to, idiot.

[YUP, NOT SO FRIENDLY ANYMORE.]

[cachinnate]

Ah... Well then it's probably nothing...~ [Who acts purposefully suspicious when they're actually doing something suspicious ffffff Shrugs idly]

Calm down, dear, you don't need to be rude.

[showmeanguish]

[Someone who dun curr about looking like one of the bad guys... and is way too arrogant.]

I'm not your 'dear', and I haven't even started being rude, yet. But keep that up, and I will be.

[cachinnate]

[LSJDFKL LAUGHS]

Are you someone else's dear...? I'd be happy to specify if you like, precious.

[showmeanguish]

[OKAY, THAT'S IT. TIME OF BEING RECKLESS IS NOW, since he's gonna just... stand to his feet and try to jump down onto Ran's headalkjlksfj.]

[cachinnate]

[LSKJDFLKJ WOW NOPE watches him stand and then... oh shit he's jumping why???? Scootches back a few long steps, looking highly offended]

Rude!

[showmeanguish]

[Manages to land on his feet, in another crouch, but he's quickly straightening.]

Warned you, didn't I?

[It's not over yet, though! He's now going to pull the other's shadow out from under him, and forms it into a bat-like creature with wings sprouting from it's head. That will keep trying to buzz Ran around the head.]

[cachinnate]

[lkasjdf what the hell WHAT THE HELL STOP THIS IS ANNOYING. So... yeah... rather distracted with the bat thing, trying to smack it away or grab or... get it to stop somehow omg. HIGHLY PERTURBED and no longer paying attention to Vanitas at all aklsdjf]

[showmeanguish]

[Unfortunately, he's not letting up until he runs out of power, or Ran manages to kill it. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST, though he's already decided this guy isn't a threat, and stays where he is without advancing further.]

Hnh, pathetic.

[cachinnate]

[lkjldkjfkladsf probably he'll kill it, grabbing it and... ripping... its wings off... 8'|]

[And then there's a moment here where he looks at the thing, then around because... that was weird... before focusing on Vanitas. Stares... rather intently...]

[before pulling a knife and throwing it at his chest in a single sudden, quick motion]

[showmeanguish]

[Holy--what the fuuuuuck.

It's a good thing his reflexes are fast, because otherwise that would've gone straight through his heart. Instead, it just slices his upper arm as it sails past, and blood immediately soaks through his sleeve and onto his skin.]

[His opposite hand slaps over the wound, but he keeps his gaze forward, eyes a bit wider though his lips are almost smiling.]

Or not. Congrats, that was almost impressive.

[cachinnate]

[laksjdf Vanitas you smug douche he's giggling, smiling... much too wide as he spreads his hands in front of him. Friendly, like he's giving him advice and not... actually threatening him sdlfjlkj: ]

You ought not to underestimate strangers, dear child.

[showmeanguish]

Likewise. [Still not moving away, though he's watching Ran much more closely than before, to make sure he sees if he decides to pull another trick like that.]

Looks can be deceiving.

[cachinnate]

[...LKJSDLFKJASDFLKJ THAT'S HYSTERICAL TO HIM AHAHAHA]

Yes, my dear, I'm well aware. [Shrugs easily, aaaand draws another knife!!!! But he doesn't throw it this time sldjf]

[showmeanguish]

[Hearts, this guy laughs crazier than him. And that's saying something.]

So then, what are you really?