ROLLING IN MASERATIS

[windwalker]

TEST DRIVE LUCKY NO. 7

STEP 1 Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. You're more than welcome to leave the message blank or have a fun little scenario going on. Like fighting that dragon thing or other Asgard shenanigans.
STEP 2 Other people respond to your post with new or existing muses! A budding romance! Hilarity! Fluff! A sudden attack! The choice is yours to make! Don't be the awkward penguin in the picture, tag around!
STEP 3 ???
STEP 4 SEXY PARTY PROFIT!!
STEP 5 Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

yeah, i copied the code, leave me alone. remember to check the enable me/app this please meme below to see who has to other, etc. etc.!

Comments

C-C-COMBOBREAKER

[burntspirit]

[You sure do look high as fuck, all right.

...Well, high as in drug high, but you're pretty literally high too. It sucks to be like barely five feet tall.

Kind of just...staring bro the fuck are you doing.]

ksdjfakjsf

[cachinnate]

[lkjsdlkfjsf HE IS QUITE CONCERNED WITH THIS HAND BUSINESS OKAY so tiny redhead goes unnoticed... for awhile...]

[Really really way too long tbh Ran are you sick or something what the hell. But yes, then... this kid staring at him catches his eye and he... starts squinting back. Whatchu want ginger midget]

[burntspirit]

[STARING BACK.]

What are you, sick?

[cachinnate]

[...OH GOD WHAT IF HE IS SICK HE'S NEVER BEEN SICK BEFORE FUUUUU]

I... don't know...? How do you tell... [Distressed )8]

[burntspirit]

[...Okay wow this is level of dumb that he hasn't seen in a while.]

Depends. What feels weird?

[cachinnate]

Everything... [)8 )8 )8 his life is so hard]

[burntspirit]

[Siiiigh, sort of...reaches into somewhere in his overcoat to pull out a pipe, and a small satchel.]

It would help if you were more specific.

[cachinnate]

[...you seem a little young to be smoking, dear. Peers for a second, and then... leans back a little, thinking]

[Right. A specific thing... that feels weird... Slowly... reaches up and taps over his heart? And then just spreads his hand over his chest... and then slides it up his throat and over his face and through his hair, pulling his hat back into place afterwards, and down his arm and............. he's pretty much just gonna touch everywhere before too long]

[LOOK HE CAN'T POINT OUT SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR IT'S ALL BAD LKSJDFLKJSDF]

[burntspirit]

[Whatever whatever he does what he wants. He dips the pipe in the satchel, before he puts it away and he brings out a lighter. To his annoyance, apparently, since he doesn't seem too happy with having to use it to light up. Azhar sort of just...watches as he inhales.]

...I'm starting to think you're not sick so much as being completely weirded out by your body.

[cachinnate]

[lkjasdfkl he's back to staring confusedly at his hands by the end of it, nodding a little]

Yes, dear, that's what I said. [...no it's not Ran stop]

[burntspirit]

"Everything" can mean a lot of things. Like total bullshit.

[Exhale!]

What are you?

[cachinnate]

A fairy...

[Folding hands together and fidgeting sort of uncomfortably ffff )8]

What are you, my dear.

[burntspirit]

[...Squinting.

No seriously what.]

[cachinnate]

[....................well fine gosh SQUINTS BACK]

Problem, dear.

[burntspirit]

...You're a pretty damn ugly fairy, gotta say.

[Or rather, "wow you are so uncute it's not even funny".]

[cachinnate]

[...................WOW]

[HOPE YOU LIKE GETTING SOCKED IN THE NOSE T B H]

[burntspirit]

[DAS OKAY HE'S DUCKING OUT OF THE WAY.]

Or rather, I expected a fairy to look a lot cuter.

[cachinnate]

[LSKJDFLKJSKLDFJSJDF????]

Rude, darling! I'm adorable~! [aaaaand gonna try to grab the front of his shirt WOW WOW WOW]

[burntspirit]

[BRO HE STILL HAS HIS LIGHTER AND HE HAS FIRE POWERS DON'T MAKE HIM BURN YOU???]

Though I guess you being a fairy would explain why you looked high as a kite.

[cachinnate]

[HE WOULD... run the fuck away actually 8'| But since he... doesn't know about them powers... and has him by the shirt... and this douchebag said he was ugly? TWICE?????]

[He will now grab him by the throat... 8'| 8'| 8'|]

[burntspirit]

[Nice problem solving skills Ran 8| First thing Ran will notice is that Azhar feels very warm!

Reaching up to grab Ran's arm as best as he can and --

Hope you like SUDDENLY FIRE????]

[cachinnate]

[WOW NOPE hope you like... screechy bird sounds and getting kicked... away]

[Because Ran is gonna... let him go immediately and r e t r e a t. BYE BITCH]

[burntspirit]

[BYE BASTARD.

Just gonna brush himself off and grumble ALL HIS TOBACCO FELL OUT...]