ROLLING IN MASERATIS

[windwalker]

TEST DRIVE LUCKY NO. 7

STEP 1 Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. You're more than welcome to leave the message blank or have a fun little scenario going on. Like fighting that dragon thing or other Asgard shenanigans.
STEP 2 Other people respond to your post with new or existing muses! A budding romance! Hilarity! Fluff! A sudden attack! The choice is yours to make! Don't be the awkward penguin in the picture, tag around!
STEP 3 ???
STEP 4 SEXY PARTY PROFIT!!
STEP 5 Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

yeah, i copied the code, leave me alone. remember to check the enable me/app this please meme below to see who has to other, etc. etc.!

Comments

[occulthymns]

[That hat looks too small for him.]

Not really. It's hot out.

[cachinnate]

[It's way too small on him kashdf but miraculously sticks to his head???? Weird]

Mm, I noticed...~ [Sweating is gross...? Kinda wipes his face looking... perturbed fff] Humans only perspire when it's hot, right...? [Or is he gonna have to deal with this all the time that would also be awful???]

[occulthymns]

[Very weird, but this whole place is weird so she isn't paying it too much mind.]

Yeah. Are you not human...? [She's met humanized ponies and a dragon so it wouldn't surprise her.]

[cachinnate]

Not at all, darling~ [L... aughs??? WHY] And from what I've seen so far, I don't think I can blame you for dying out as quickly as you do~! [EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE]

[occulthymns]

[Oh, what. She looks offended, even though he's half right.]

Fuck you, I'm not human!

[cachinnate]

[...offended???]

Then you should be more sympathetic...!

[occulthymns]

Why? What are you?

[cachinnate]

[...????]

What a stupid question~! [There are only two things you can really be Euri gosh gosh gosh why don't you know things gosh]

[occulthymns]

[She looks more offended, and jabs him with a finger.]

It is not! Now tell me.

[cachinnate]

[LKJSDF WHAT THE HELL smacks her hand??]

Don't-- do that, dear.

[occulthymns]

[Hey what she scowls.]

Answer my question.

[cachinnate]

[Well this is the most put upon sigh in the world goodness gracious]

I'm a fairy, dear. Obviously.

[occulthymns]

Fairy?? You look nothing like a fairy!

[cachinnate]

[...wat]

What.

[occulthymns]

[... Unless this is some world differences bullshit.]

... You look like a human, I mean.

[cachinnate]

Yes... I have for quite some time, dear.

[What does that have to with whether he's a fairy or not omg???]

[occulthymns]

[It sounds like someone hasn't picked up on the other worlds thing.]

Fairies in my world don't look like humans.

[cachinnate]

[lskdjf he sure hasn't. He's slow and also incredibly stubborn. So she's... getting a Look]

In your world, dear...?

[occulthymns]

Yeah! You're not in your own world anymore.

[cachinnate]

[...]

Yes, I know, dear. [8'|] Is this one... also not yours, then...?

[occulthymns]

Correct! We're all from other worlds, and were brought here to fight some war.

[cachinnate]

[...oh right there was a letter or some shit that he didn't pay attention to........ Looks... vaguely perturbed by this whoops]

How many are there...?

[occulthymns]

How many other people? I don't know, a lot.

[cachinnate]

[.............peers at her]

You don't look particularly well suited for war, my dear. [LKJSDF RAN]

[occulthymns]

[She huffs and straightens up!]

I was a bounty hunter back home, asshole!