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assguardians2012-07-22 10:53 am
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YOU, YES, YOU ARE MOST DESIRABLE

RESERVES WILL BE OPEN ON THE 29th! So show who you are planning to dump here now. A test drive meme will be promptly set up two days later for everyone to crash into trees, okay?
① Want a character to come here? POST PRETTY PICTURES AND GIFS AND OFFER SEXUAL FAVORS.
② Thinking of bringing a character here? SAY SO AND WE WILL SHAMELESSLY ENABLE YOU.
③ You reserve/app anyway. This is how it works.

APP POKEMON
GAMEVERSE SPECIFICALLY, I obviously want your protags
/rivals.And I know there needs to be more rivals.
I also want GYM LEADERS from any region to accompany our Blue and Jasmine. ELITE FOUR is also A-OKAY. VILLAINOUS TEAMS would obviously be pretty amazing. Bring me their big bosses, their lieutenants and commanders, and all that stuff is good.
Obviously I would also love anime/movie stuff from Pokemon. Bring me like... Mewtwo, Latias and Latios, etc. etc. Some anime counterparts of gym leaders or anyone really for our Ash Ketchum!! Anyone from the Pokemon special manga would be great, too.
Ignore whatever typos or mistakes I make... I will love anyone that even considers joining.
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ZETSU IS OFFERING TO DEAL OUT ICONS
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ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA'S VIRGINITY
;LKJHGFDSASDFGHASD
ZETSU IS OFFERING A B/W ORGY
HEI IS OFFERING RED TO PIMP OUT
ZETSU IS OFFERING RIDING ON TOUYA'S ZEKROM
HEI IS OFFERING BED COZIES WITH RED'S PIKACHU
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA IN AN APRON
HEI IS OFFERING RED IN SPEEDOS
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA IN FUNDOSHI
HEI IS OFFERING RED DOING THE "YATTA!" PARODY
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA DOING THE PON PON PON
HEI IS OFFERING RED DOING THE WEI WEI WEI
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA TO SING MY HEART WILL GO ON
HEI IS OFFERING RED TO SING CHU CHU LOVELY MUNI MUNI MURA MURA PURIN PURIN BORON NURURURERORERO
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA TO SING MISS NEW BOOTY WHILE IN HILDA'S BOOTY SHORTS
HEI IS OFFERING RED TO SING AND DANCE TO WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT WITH HIS LEAF UNDERWEAR
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA ON A STRIPPER POLE
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HEI AND NATA OFFER BOTH RED AND HILDA TO DO THE YES DANCE
ZETSU IS OFFERING TOUYA IN A WEDDING DRESS
HEI AND ZETSU ARE OFFERING TOUYA AND RED IN LOLITA DRESSES
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what is biasedLUCIA IS ALSO OFFERING ICONS
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you'll be smothered with love and stuff
NATA IS OFFERING TONS OF LOVE AND ATTENTION
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KATY IS OFFERING HER SOUL
IT'S A HIGH QUALITY SOUL
THIS SOUL HAS BEEN TAINTED
THAT'S NOT AN ENABLING SENTENCE
KATY IS OFFERING ETHAN'S VIRGIN SOUL
...yes i am
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CORPSE DEMONS
BUT YOU SHOULD.
YOU KNOW WHY??
there's also craploads of hairstyles that defy gravity and some questionable fashion choices BUT THEY'RE ALL P COOL
now see i'm going to app the biggest badass in the whole show. HER NAME IS SUNAKO AND SHE'S AWESOME AS HELL
SHE'S A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
but she works better with her family/army of sick ass vampires.
SO WATCH IT/READ THE NOVELS AND/OR MANGA
YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID
here's a clip if you aren't somehow convinced
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IM SO BEHIND WITH THE TIMES
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Katawa Shoujo
Castmates needed!
We have a Hisao, Lilly and Hanako. We need everyone else! You know you want to.
sif. and others.
n o p e not going to give up until we have one of these okay. i understand she's fucking fabulous and that, you know, it's not easy to replicate, BUT SOMEONE MUST BE ABLE TO. or want to.
...and i would be eternally delighted.
—alternatively, any of the warriors three would be fucking f a b, too. and nick fury. and leah from journey into mystery. i'd include a properly pertinent image for leah but jim #641 and the synopsis for #645 has me just. kieron gillen why.
Re: sif. and others.
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You know you want to!
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(Anonymous) 2012-07-23 06:33 am (UTC)(link)C-could totes app Yukimura or Akaya BUT I probably won't be online a lot until school starts in September :( on account of vacation stuff. On the plus side my gf could totally be
conned intolovingly convinced to app maybe Sanada or something.It's pretty much that or randomly app from Seigaku because Seigaku = win and lols. Or Shitenhouji for even MORE lols. CHOICES.
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Ryoga-mun here.
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Re: Ryoga-mun here.
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Both these losers. One is a ginger, one wants be a ginger.
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THIS BADASS, JON SNOW.
COME AND REUNITE ARYA WITH HER FAVORITE BROTHER
SORRY ROBB!Alternately, just any Game of Thrones/ASOIAF character! We would love to have you!
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actually i have my app and such ready and
he's not going to be very happy
at all
especially since he doesn't fit into thor and be able to go fast anymore
BUT
YEAH
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i never knew................................
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PENGUINDRUMMERS + OTHER BUTTS
Nope. I am never going to give up on these butts until we have them all. Every RP needs a good old dose of fate, destiny, hideous timelines and SEIZON SENRYAKU. Obviously, I'm playing Himari here from after the fate switch, and I would be absolutely in love with anyone who apps the brothers, Ringo, or whoever else tickles your fancy.
And, hey. We've had a Momoka and Yamashita before. You know what that means?
You could app these lovely ladies thanks to the power of supplementary material.
Alternatively, not into penguins? That's fine, you could always app from:
THAT ONE SERIES WITH THE KILLER RABBITS.
Or, maybe even:
THAT ONE SERIES ABOUT HEARTS AND FRIENDSHIP.
The choice is yours.
Now stare at this way too huge ad and decide.
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what if masako
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ɪɴᴜ x ʙᴏᴋᴜ ss ᴄᴀsᴛᴍᴀᴛᴇs ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ。
✖ in canon he is an ittan-momen which just means he is one-tenth hectare of cotton
✖ he is ririchiyo's childhood friend and big brother figure
✖ he adapts to things really quickly and i mean really quickly.
✖ he says that him and cake are tight but really his true love is ramen/cup noodles
✖ she is adorable which is a big enough reason to app her
✖ she is an airhead and loves food and gives out obligatory food to her friends
✖ she makes ririchiyo dere and who doesn't want that
✖ he is a super troll.
✖ apping him will make soushi a very happy puppy for they are bros
✖ he really likes to bug people and who doesn't love a character like that. come on
✖ he is a DELINQUENT!!!11
✖ he has romantic feelings toward karuta but she is oblivious to that
✖ he likes wearing tshirts with delinquent sayings to prove he isn't cute but we all know the truth
✖ he is perfect trollbait.
✖ SHE IS REALLY PERVERTED
✖ she targets cute girls and fawns over them
✖ she really wants to stick her hand under ririchiyo's kneesocks and feel her thighs
✖ basically she's sena but worse
07th expansion!!
YOU SEE ALL OF THOSE CHARACTERS UP THERE??
YEAH. JUST APP THEM. MAKE THIS PICTURE A THING IN ASGARD.
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HIBIKI'S MAGIC
CONSIDER APPLYING FOR A HIBIKI'S MAGIC CHARACTER TODAY!
THERE'S LOTS TO CHOOSE FROM! But here's some of the big name ones:
1. Ahito, our tragic gun-toting troll.
2. Shiraasan, our tiny homunculus who talks loudly and carries a big gun.
3. Shirotsuki, our kind but ill-fated teacher.
4. Asuma, our headmaster who doesn't really give a shit.
5. Misaki, the headmaster's assistant who actually does.
And that's not even getting into the greatest swordsman who is haunted by an army of baby chicks.
As a bonus, I will throw in icons for any character from this series whether or not they are listed here! PLEASE CONSIDER IT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
Magi; Labyrinth of Magic
I would tell you more about these characters (beside that they are FABULOUS and MAGICAL and so very BADASS) but there are so many..! There are still some playing ninja in that pic!! So, for now, you gotta believe me here. YOU WANT THEM - I WANT THEM, clearly this should be a thing.
So far we have the three wonderful protags (Aladdin, Mor, Alibaba), and two of the Sindrians, namely the Idiot King and the Massacre Scribe. Rumour has it that we might be getting both a Ren Hakuei and a Sharrkan, too! (Don't hold me to that, apps are not open yet~) sooooo come on, you want in on this too, right~? Right
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App Robin Hood
I mean, come on. Just look at these two and tell me Robin should be separated from his BFF for any length of time.
Besides that, I admittedly have soft spots for Djaq (who is severely lacking in good gifs, thanks tumblr) and Allan A Dale. But anyone from Robin's band of outlaws would be cool. Or. You know. Anyone from the show.
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HYPER POLICE?
Treasure Planet
I suppose this is the time when I start offering any number of my first-born children to the sacrificial alter, right along with my undying adoration and willing servitude. I would love to see any of these three fine characters apped to Asgard. (Though anyone from Treasure Planet is welcome in my book!)
You've got your badass Captain Amelia if you're after someone infinitely capable and strong-willed with a vocabulary that would put most to shame. To the far left you have your awkwardly charming Dr. Doppler if you want to add a couple more Freudian slips into your RP week. And right there in the middle is Jim Hawkins, your typical troubled teen with father issues.
I'd also be more than willing to provide screencaps or icons if you have trouble finding any to your satisfaction, as I'm in the middle of screencapping the movie as we speak.
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excuse the alt account
LORD OF THE RINGS
TO GUARD THE ASSES OF THE HOBBITS /lame
THE OTHER SIX MEMBERS OF THE FELLOWSHIP
SAM - !!!!!!!!!!!!
GANDALF
ARAGORN
LEGOLAS
BOROMIR
GIMLI
ALSO OTHER LORD OF THE RINGS CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH CRAPPY ICONS AND SUCH
GO APP NOW
DEADMAN WONDERLAND
They're all badasses!!!
Shiro cries whenever there isn't an app....
KOZ WILL OFFER SENJI'S OTHER EYE
SDFKLNSDFLSGS
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enable me?
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how would you guys feel about one super grumpy werewolf hmmmm~?
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/looks at significantly
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