✉ YOU'VE BEEN ACCEPTED—HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME

[competition]

Welcome to Asgard Academy! The alumni are happy to welcome you to their warm campus--
it looks like you're fucked for the next four years.

THESE ARE THE RULES:

1. Post with your character with their name, series, and optionally what year they're in (freshmen, sophomore, junior, senior) or faculty in the subject line.
2. Roll yo numbers. Students: 1-14, Faculty: 1-6. You don't need to be specifically faculty or students.
3. ??? MAKE SURE TO TAG AROUND!
4. FLOURISH AND LIVE THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS YOU WISH YOU HAD
5. Ignore my typos.

1. first day of school

Guess what… You have to write an essay about your background and how your summer was spent and present it to the class. Good luck and make good life decisions. Don’t be like Kodaka the friendless loser.

2. library visit

Did you want to read books? Or did you want to hog the computer lab! Show each other stupid videos you guys watched at home or share the books you thought were good. Secretly pirate things using the school’s internet or read Fifty Shades of Grey… dramatically. Troll people on omegle? I have no idea what you do with the internet, but some of the blocked sites are: 4chan, livejournal (wait what the hell is that), dreamwidth, facebook, myspace, porn, porn, torrents, etc. But be careful... I heard there was this creepy girl in the library!! Oh wait, maybe that's just Hanako.

3. school crushes

Do I really need to tell you what to do here?! You go confess to your crush! Maybe they’re a dreamy senior! Maybe they’re that new hot, young teacher! Yeah, Ririchiyo, this is where you should be. How? I have no idea. Have you tried throwing paper airplanes at them in class? Did you leave a letter in their box? Did you manipulate the hell out of them in bbs? Or are you just trying to get Sena's attention AWAY from her galge. All is fair in love and war. Orrrr perhaps you’re trying to somehow hook someone up.

4. daily gossip (YOU CAN PICK THIS AS STUDENT OR FACULTY, i know some of you don't use rng)

Sooo you just read on bbs today that:

① Mako hangs out with a lot of girls. Is he gay? Or is he hitting everyone of them? Or is he a brocon? But, you know, I heard from Jasmine that Hilda stayed over that one night...

② What's with that guy with the creepy tattoo under his eye? Is he really a student here? He seems to get around, too. I wonder how many STDs does he have.

③ Sherlock Holmes has cocaine?? What?

④ Ernest and Shion Sonozaki were caught with weapons a couple of days ago! Do you guys have any idea?

⑤ BATTLER LIKES HIS SISTER INCEST IS WINCEST.

⑥ EURI TRIED TO KILL CASTOR WITH HER POISONOUS CUPCAKES!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!

⑦ Rory Williams is a LA-Rper!! I saw his centurion costume in the car!

⑧ I think Diva has the hots for the counselor, Johan... Uhm.

⑨ The showers in the girls' dorm has been clogged with blond hair lately! I think it's Rapunzel because it looks like her hair has been getting thinner lately.

⑩ There's this weird tiny panda thing that has been dancing around in the hallways.

⑪ I SAW A TEACHER AND STUDENT MAKING OUT IN A CLASSROOM.

I hope you... have an idea now. You can do whatever you want with them and add your own gossip.

5. lunch break

Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop—maybe that would be best, since it looks like a food fight just started. MAN YOUR TABLES. Who started it? I have no idea, but there might be some terribly made lunches made by Seth Clearwater, Euri's pastries, and don't forget MYSTERY FOOD X made by Chie Satonaka.

6. hooky

One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing… OR YOU CAN GO WITH THEM AND PARTY ALL DAY, YEAAAAH. Don’t get caught by the teachers though. Also don't get arrested with Senji, that doesn't sound like a good idea at all.

7. detention

What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to. Start fights? Okay. Start fights? Okay. Plan your way out of detention? Sounds good let’s do this. Prank the supervisor?! Let’s get married. Or you can be that one person that does the right thing, I guess.

8. p.e.

Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is. DON’T GET YOUR FACE SMACKED BY THE BALL. That doesn’t make you look cool… And likewise don’t hit someone with the ball. Right in the face… Go say sorry, you sad piece of meat. Also please make sure Yozora is not in possession of any balls (at least around Sena).

9. club activities

SO WHAT CLUB ARE YOU IN, HUH? Choir, gardening, books… Stuff like that! Hey, they even have those anime club things; do you want to sit in a class filled with weaboos and a handful of people who are not? Go ahead. Oh yeah, there’s dance… videogames… There's also that Neighbors Club if you're desperate--or even worse, that book club where they read Twilight/Nightlight.

10. sports

Because Laure told me they needed their own number. Are you cheerleading? Or are you in track? Or are you just watching girls with large melons (I'm looking at you, Shion) play volleyball? Hot guys getting sweaty? I really don't want to know! But it looks like they're having a work out.

11. school rivalry

WHO IS THE BEST ACADEMY?! ASGAAARDD, show all your spirit by showing off your Asgard wear and stuff! You could be at a rally—or maybe at a home gaaame? Show how you celebrate! TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND SHOW US THOSE TITS, wait no you would get detention.

12. SCHOOL MYSTERIES (ALSO FOR BOTH FACULTY AND STUDENT, but label under student anyway)

So you’re like the Scooby Doo gang, investigating stuff across the campus because guess what, guys? You have school mysteries! There are usually seven in this school, but since it’s so big (shut up I do what I want) there are nine. Odd enough, they kind of resemble the norse gods, huh? Maybe Conan, Sherlock, and Watsons can help you with this... Or you just got triple dogged dared into this courage test. MISSION START--But if you can’t think of some uuup, here are some for you!

① It looks like the nurse’s office is haunted. A friendly ghost at that, but still haunted? That’s bs, don’t you think? It is said she only comes out when the sun is setting… Waiting for the injured and stuff, but y’know there have been some pretty bad rumors that she’ll hurt you in order to treat your wounds. Over and over.

② The student council room has said to be haunted—mostly its finances. Long ago, they said that if anyone were to steal money from the bank in any way or somehow weave the budget to a certain branch in the school… They would notice strange things occurring. It is like something that is looming over them, waiting for justice to serve for the good of all people. Only at nightfall will you see something following you.

③ The library is a great place to learn and it becomes a stranger place at night. People have whispered that once the clock hits midnight, the whole dome twists and turns into a storybook itself! Which story? Who knows… But you won’t be able to leave unless you find the Wizard of Oz, fight the Queen of Hearts, the lions in your documentary—what happens to those that don’t make it in time…? Well, it sounds like something went wrong with the story.

④ If you slide by the gym about let’s say when the sun sets, you might hear the sounds of INTENSE SPORTS happening. Sounds pretty cool, right? Except no, the rumors said that the players are of a bloodthirsty people. Cannibals…? Not sure… But that’s can’t be right! Cannibalistic ghosts?! Hahaha.

⑤ The gym sounds strange? Don’t think you’re safe in the showers either. The gym showers have their own story… You might find that if you stay in there for too long after the clock strikes six, there will be this feeling that you’re being touched. How? I’ll leave that up to you. It might feel like a massage… If they want to lather your hair with shampoo… Please don’t think it’s a good idea to shower in the gym at six, no one want to walk into your character naked in this thread—no I’m kidding, do what you want. THINK WISELY.

⑥ There’s a large theater in Asgard Academy, but it is also said that when it gets dark, you might hear someone singing or playing the piano inside… Whether it’s true or not, it’s up to you! But be careful, people have said that if you are noticed, you might need to act your way out.

⑦ Wow, this academy sure loves its ridiculous rumors, doesn’t it? The soccer field is not spared!! There seems to be like… some douchebag ghost that screams about how he is so great and to get off his field or he’ll kick soccer balls at you. Is this douchebag ghost really a ghost…? Or just a douchebag? That’s for you to find out. Yes, your character and others may beat up said Baldr clone douchebag if you want to.

⑧ The cafeteria is also said to be haunted past seven! Why the hell are you even here? Because they said that the kitchenware and appliances are… quite mischievous. That doesn’t sound too bad! But you know, mischievous tools must have a strict chef, hm?

⑨ It is said that there are these tiny lights and if you follow them far enough, you'll meet the ringmaster. He promises you everything you would ever dream of! Even better, you get to travel around the world with their circus--but wait, you just sold your soul to a miserable circus... and suddenly the ringmaster turns into a frightening clown. At least that's how the story goes.

13. prom

… your date is your partner in this battle royale theme. I… yeah, what? So you're on a blind date, I'm sorry. You gotta work it.

14. you do what you want/reroll

JUST... DO SOMETHING. I DON'T CARE.

FOR FACULTY SIDE

1. i need to speak with you

It looks like you have to deal with this student... Is it because they did very well? Is it because you want to tell them you're going to recommend them to a university? Or is it because they've been a bad boy. Either way... It is time.

2. TEACHER'S LOUNGE

So you're talking with your fellow teachers and TAs, go ahead and sass and let things rip you're not in the classroom anymore! Talk about how Minato Arisato just slept through your class or how Roxy came in tipsy. You can also... I don't know, eavesdrop.

3. THIS IS A SECRET AFFAIR

oh shit, this person might find out you're into this student. Why is this even an option? I have no idea, let's just keep looking down at the numbers.

4. counseling

So this screwed up student needs some counseling. Their life is pretty weird and stuff and you have to listen to all of it or they won't stop crying. What kind of counselor are you?! Or... you can also just help them pick out classes, that's okay too.

5. oh no you didn't

You're Adachi and your fellow teacher is Dojima. They just told you to make them some coffee. WHO DOES THIS PERSON THINK THEY ARE?! I'm kidding, but teachers going out and stuff, I am running out of ideas.

6. you do what you want/reroll

JUST... DO SOMETHING. I DON'T CARE. I'M SORRY.

Comments

[modestchivalry]

[really kaz?]

No.

[parasiteye]

[ he has the greatest plans ]

Sure, why not? Look at you.

[modestchivalry]

[blinking & looking down at himself, confused. DUUUH]

What is that supposed to mean?

[parasiteye]

You're a skinny little twig with glasses. Meaning? Nerd. I'd cream you.

[modestchivalry]

[SIGHING]

I can see why you've been held back for so long...

[parasiteye]

Not helping your situation....you. ,small>[ Whatever your name is. Blondie v2.0 ]

[modestchivalry]

Nor are you. [kanye shrug]

oops html ;;

[parasiteye]

Yeah but I get into fights all the time~ [ he sounds so proud about this ]

no probs LMAO

[modestchivalry]

Ah, that is probably why you've been here for so long. [welp....]

[parasiteye]

Just hand over your money already alright??

[modestchivalry]

No! I won't give you my money. I am not saying it again.

[parasiteye]

Last chance. [ sgjkjsk he's going to grab castor by the front of his shirt?? sobbb ]

[modestchivalry]

[oh god oh god he really is going to get his ass kicked isn't he... still--]

N-No.. I will not succumb to your bullying. [even if he's a little shaken]

[parasiteye]

....??? No one said anything about blowjobs. [ KAZ IS THAT NOT WHAT SUCCUMB MEANS... ]

1/??? HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK THANKS KAZ

[modestchivalry]

[did he say what he think he just said.....]

[modestchivalry]

[he definitely did.... didn't he...........]

[modestchivalry]

W-What?! D-Don't be ridiculous! I said no such thing! [his face right now can practically light up the entire room & now he's going to have a panic attack or wet himself]

[parasiteye]

I just heard you! You said you didn't wanna suck cum! [ sdfdjklgsd CASTPR I'M SORRY ]

[modestchivalry]

I did not--! I said succumb! S-u-c-c-u-m-b! [he doesn't want to suck cum either for the record...]

[parasiteye]

Yeah yeah--sucking cum, got it! I heard you the first time. [ are you sure castor ]

[modestchivalry]

Sshh! Not so loud... [YES HE'S SURE siiiiiiiiiighs]

Good grief... [just gonna rub his face now god he's so embarrassed]

[parasiteye]

Okay so new threat--you hand over your money or you're gonna do that for real an' I'll tell everyone about it♥

[modestchivalry]

.... Excuse me?

[parasiteye]

You heard me! That's my new offer, take it or leave it!

[modestchivalry]

I sincerely hope you are joking because there is no way I will do either of those. Are you truly that desperate for money?