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TEST DRIVE MEME #5
TRUST CHANG ON THIS ONE GUYS

STEP 1 Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. You're more than welcome to leave the message blank or have a fun little scenario going on. Like fighting that dragon thing or other Asgard shenanigans.
STEP 2 Other people respond to your post with new or existing muses! A budding romance! Hilarity! Fluff! A sudden attack! The choice is yours to make!
STEP 3 ???
STEP 4 PROFIT!
STEP 5 Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

just took the text from

fakehedgehog; hope you don't mind!

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[ At first, he does't mind going over there until he notices who it was.

Yeah... No thanks. He would rather stare blankly and move his head a bit, wondering if a change of angle will suddenly make this person change shape and appearance by all means. ]

[ All is fair in kidnapping and madness until someone spots a hat. Then all bets are off. Blue's hand drops to rest on his hip. ]

If it isn't the mountain man himself. [ Do you have all your fingers and toes still? ]

[ Pikachu totally ate his pinkie recently... and most of the scarves he was given for Christmas. YOLO. But hi--he'll wave a bit. ]

I wasn't expecting to see you here. [ Yet at the same time, he was. It's out of habit though. ]

[ Knew it. This is why you need to invest in socks. ]

I wasn't really expecting to see you either. [ He taps his belt. ] They let you keep any of your team?

[ Socks will not keep his neck warm for when he gets buried in snow!! He was going to nod until he remembered something... He left most of his team out to play around in the mountain. Perhaps that was a bad life decision. ]

Pikachu ran off somewhere. [ THAT'S SOMEONE ] What about you?

[ It would be a really big sock. Like, a sleeping bag sized sock made out of mareep wool. ]

They just left me with Arcanine.

[ That sounds like the best present. He'll wait for you to wrap it up and drop it off for his birthday. But he'll stroke his chin as he looks at Blue with an inquisitive look. It takes him a while longer to stop though. ]

That's not too bad... At least he's fluffy. [ Because that's obviously important. ]

[ Excuse you. You're getting a punch in the face and a pokemon battle for your birthday. You know, like, every year. ]

You've been up there too long.

[ Rude. Not that he minds the battle part, but he'll punch you back in the face! And ask if there is any food in your bag.

But wait, he doesn't get what Blue is trying to say. Let him take out his PokéTranslator ]

[ THE CHOICES ARE:

The snow is getting to your head.
You should get down from the mountain.
You should get down from the mountain and visit me and your mom more.
You should stay up in the mountain.
I'm not letting you borrow my Arcanine to keep warm when there's a blizzard up in the mountain.

... Is this like an exam? ]

I can come down and visit if you want. [ not that he thinks it's the right answer, but whatever. ]

... If we ever go back home.

[ What. ] If I wanted to see you I'd climb up that stupid mountain. [ Because it's not like he misses you kicking his ass all over the damn place. At all. Or anything like that.

And also because there's no way in hell he's sticking around until you see fit to grace the world with your presence!

He can't stay put.

Ever.

Those poor, poor Kanto league challengers. ] But when we get home I'll humor you.

[ At first he thought it was just Blue being Blue and trying to wriggle his way out of this by saying I DO WHAT I WANT AND AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH, but he's trying to remember... what that one trainer that actually beat him during his mountain man days told him.

Don't mind that he doesn't exactly remember them all too well because they ran off screaming "VICTORY" and only visited him once after that.

Back on topic, he remembers them talking about... ]

You wouldn't stay in one place, huh. [ He would be visiting an empty Gym. ]

[ Mountains are lame. You should go get a volcano because those are way cooler. And by cooler, I mean hotter. and jeez, wow, no one can ever know we got trounced by a kid that hyperactive ever. ]

Traveling is where it's at. Can't just expect me to sit around waiting for the next big thing, Red. [ Except he sort of dicked around while Team Rocket was trying to take over the world again w h o o p s ]

[ His mountain is super cash, okay. At least it isn't as life-threatening. Yeah... Let's pretend that it never happened and whomever beat us was some buff martial arts guy that threatened us with nunchucks if we didn't let them win. He'll raise his eyebrows at him before chuckling a bit. ]

You really haven't changed. [ It kind of makes Red want to trip him. ]

Tch. [ They also had scary tattoos and might have been a werewolf. ] You haven't either. But that's not surprising.

[ Not a sparkling vampire--This is why we're best friends. Aside from that, Red looks slightly dubious... ]

I'm sure that I at least grew a bit. [ In height!! There should be a pout that pairs up with it, but expressing himself isn't really a strong point. ]

[ There was definitely more to it than us just being the only kids in town. ]

Nah. You shrunk.

[ Way to go and bullying the only other kid... ]

No, I didn't. [ He's trying to think something up now. ] You just use too much hair gel so it makes you look taller than you are.

[ Good times, good times. ]

[ HNK ] At least I shower.

[ WORST BFF... Wow, what... In the world okay. ]

I shower, Blue. [ It's cold as hell, but a shower is a shower. ] I didn't know you were serious when you say...

[ Let him get this right. Cocky voice and annoying gesture!! ] Smell ya later!

That's a bit weird. [ Stop sniffing things, okay. ]

[ It could be worse. You could have Barry for a best friend. ]

I can't help it if I can smell you all the way from here. [ Casually taking a whiff. Then pinching his nose! ] Whoo.

[ Ergh... Let him just keep Pikachu.

Really all this talking he did a couple of seconds ago makes him feel like he has hit his limit--Socializing is tiring. This constitutes a lot to the blank stare he's giving Blue.

Then a tilt of the head.

Finally he ruffles Blue's hair viciously for a couple of seconds before stopping. ]

[ NO WHY IT WAS PERFECT AAAUGH smack smack shove oh god look at it now, it's -

actually easily fixed, wow okay maybe he does need to lay off the hairgel. ]

[ Red looks at Blue's hair, then back at his hand... that is covered with residue, ew. Let him use your back as a napkin and wipe all the excess gel off.

It feels like he's patting and rubbing his back, but we all know what's going on here. ]

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oh my god i laughed so hard

share yo arcanine--i mean i am glad it pleases you

no get your own

don't make me tell daisy

if you go to daisy i'm going to your mom

LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS

dude write her a letter

i did for mother's day okok

how do you even tell time up there

it tells me when i save my game file

we're taking you clubbing okok

nah... watching you would be embarrassing

if by "embarrassing" you mean life-changing then yes

that would be a lot of embarrassment