[Oh, he'll give you sanctuary fair damsel! ...Okay, so it's probably best nefarious remarks are politely tucked away in BRACKETS, yes. Still, a Frenchman is at your service. At least this is a current-day France and not ye olde 1500s version that had a few er, issues. Or really on and off for centuries sobbing. So. The accent might be a bit jarring but no worries, cherie.]
You seem to be a little lost, ma belle-- Perhaps I could help you find your way home?
[His hall is nice. :| Just. Keep the goat out of this. There's already enough jokes.]
/notorious for tl;dr-ing brackets whoops. :T
Or really on and off for centuries sobbing.So. The accent might be a bit jarring but no worries, cherie.]You seem to be a little lost, ma belle-- Perhaps I could help you find your way home?
[His hall is nice. :| Just. Keep the goat out of this. There's already enough jokes.]