Maaan, you can read me like a book you little tomewriggler.

[She snickered. Like this was really a surprise.]

He will totally make you lose every last bit of shit you've got and it will be amazing.
You won't be able to avoid him either.
You'll just see him once, blathering on about some stupid thing he thinks is amazing and you'll start flipping tables and shouting.
I'm waiting for it.