Plaids and tartans should almost always be illegal, very few people actually know how to wear them.

[ He shrugs, a sort of c’est la vie type expression on his face. The world will always have crimes against fashion.

For all this, Eliot realizes that he has no idea what the handsome highlander’s name is, so he extends a hand. ]

Eliot. It’s nice to meet you. I also hope there are no wars to fight in.