[Majima heard others complaining about things they could no longer do once they woke up here, but the only difference he noticed was that his knife disappeared. In a normal universe, he would guess they confiscated it while he slept. Now, he's not so sure.]

Robocop ain't real where I'm from.

[He laughs at himself after a moment of thought.]

But most of this shit ain't, either. Guess my universe is more boring than I thought.