[ Just. Raises an eyebrow at that snorting laugh. Ok. ]
He, uh, definitely wasn't my friend, but thanks. I'm sure he appreciates it.
So instead of getting a promotion, I get demoted to janitor, because Vasquez is a dick and I couldn't really say no since he's my new boss. Which is the worst. Then he gets a phone call - actually he got the phone call first and demoted me later, but details.
[ He waves a hand. ]
I dunno if he has speaker phone as default because he doesn't want to move a muscle if he can help it, but the guy on the other end, August, is on speaker, which means I can hear him. So he asks Vasquez ...
[ And here he puts on an as close impression of August as he possibly can. It's not super accurate. ]
'Are you buying this Vault Key or what?' And Vasquez is like, [ another not great impression, ] 'I thought I had more time, that's a lot of money, I'm Vasquez and not Rhys's awesome bro Vaughn who can transfer the money in the blink of an eye.'
Long story short, since Vasquez decided to screw me over, I decide to screw him over. My eye used to be able to scan things, so I scan and hack his computer that has all the info about that Vault Key. What it looks like, where to pick it up, stuff like that. So once I get out of the office, me and my friends make a plan to get there and buy the key before him.
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He, uh, definitely wasn't my friend, but thanks. I'm sure he appreciates it.
So instead of getting a promotion, I get demoted to janitor, because Vasquez is a dick and I couldn't really say no since he's my new boss. Which is the worst. Then he gets a phone call - actually he got the phone call first and demoted me later, but details.
[ He waves a hand. ]
I dunno if he has speaker phone as default because he doesn't want to move a muscle if he can help it, but the guy on the other end, August, is on speaker, which means I can hear him. So he asks Vasquez ...
[ And here he puts on an as close impression of August as he possibly can. It's not super accurate. ]
'Are you buying this Vault Key or what?' And Vasquez is like, [ another not great impression, ] 'I thought I had more time, that's a lot of money, I'm Vasquez and not Rhys's awesome bro Vaughn who can transfer the money in the blink of an eye.'
Long story short, since Vasquez decided to screw me over, I decide to screw him over. My eye used to be able to scan things, so I scan and hack his computer that has all the info about that Vault Key. What it looks like, where to pick it up, stuff like that. So once I get out of the office, me and my friends make a plan to get there and buy the key before him.