I think the temples here are for our benefit, not the gods'. It's not like they're empty canisters that need topping up with prayers, or at least they aren't where I come from. I could be wrong. Everything's so weirdly young here ... [ But that's a rant for another day. ] I hope Hercules turns up and I get to introduce the two of you.

[ Look at this mischievous snot not even hiding his amusement. ]

And I love offerings, preferably iPhones and coffees. [ Ah. ] Fancy gifts and food.