These pictures of cats with funny phrases on 'em. The grammar and spelling's all wrong, like a cat really trying to talk like a person. It sounds stupid, but some of them are really funny.

❰ the first time someone had put steve in front of a computer and pointed him to i can haz cheesburger he hadn't really been in the mood to laugh about much of anything — great, another stupid joke in the stupid future that he didn't understand — but it's been a couple years now and he's developed an appreciation for them. they're stupid and pointless and, occasionally, really goddamn funny. bucky'd get a kick out of them.

steve keeps two lists, in the future. one of things he needs to look into, in a little notebook he keeps with him all the time. the other is mental, because if someone found it it'd be the saddest goddamn thing — he keeps a list of things he'd show bucky, if he could. peggy, too, sometimes, or the rest of the howlies, even a couple things he wishes he could have showed howard. but mostly it's all about bucky, and the things the future could have given him. ❱

No flying cars yet, ❰ he says, apologetic. there's a smile in the corners of his mouth, fighting against the sorrow to be seen. ❱ Telephones fit in your pocket now, though. They're these little slabs of metal, I always worry I'm gonna break mine. You can look up anything you want in them, they're like little encyclopedias now. And they can hold days' worth of music.

❰ the future isn't all bad. some things are pretty great, really. ❱