"You'd be amazed, Lieutenant," he grins, "And that, I'm afraid, is quite a large subject. Let's start with what you want to know and go from there, because otherwise we could be here until Ragnarok comes crashing down around us if I try to explain everything about me."

Eight is always pleased to have more pals, Horatio. He'll give you all the information you want, really. Not much is a secret anymore. At least, nothing he'd know to ask.