infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (the mystery machine is in my spot.)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] assguardians 2013-11-19 05:16 pm (UTC)

come stay with will he gives great doggie baths

[Mate?

Oh God. Their slang may not mesh well.

Will steps forward just enough to take the snowball from him, breath coming out as fog as he turns it over. He doesn't mind cold hands, either (better than bloody [maybe their slang can mesh] ones), but it's not really a preference. Will Graham won't be found out making a pile of snowballs without gloves. Or ever, considering he doesn't find it a pleasurable hobby to throw them at strangers. That would be something akin to forcing social interaction, and he'd really just. Rather. Not.

As he turns it over, a small, fluffy dog finds its way over to them. There's no leash law he's encountered just yet, and they're all well behaved enough to mind him when he gives an order. So well behaved that once she catches up to the two of them, she only gives the stranger a look, doesn't get all excited and jump in his lap. Just sits right next to Will who spares her the smallest glance before he tosses the snowball up just enough so that he can feel the weight of it when he catches it again.
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I didn't grow up with snow, so I really missed out on all that. There's snow where I moved, but...I was a little too old for fights by then.

[Also, it would look bad working with the FBI.

Complaint report about Special Agent Will Graham:

Special Agent Graham was found outside the base today, making a pile of snowballs. When approached, he then took one and threw it directly at my face. When I shouted, he threw another. And he laughed. It was all very embarrassing and I think this warrants disciplinary action, and also reimbursement for breaking the bridge of my glasses. This behavior should not be tolerated.

Isn't he like 28 anyway? Did we ever do a proper background check on him? He seems unstable.


What a thing to miss out on, snowball fights.]

Going out on a ledge here and guessing you're new, huh.

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