Draco, how do you friend. The originals just don't have enough issues for him, or something.

Actually, Davesprite keeps getting along with the most unexpected characters, or at least told he's superior to Dave. Sollux told him he's the least shitty Strider douchebag to grace Asgard and he sort of got along with Vriska???

Sorry your girlfriend will be mad when he dies, dude.